<![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> If it didn't come out before, I think we would have figured it out from this video; how many people who have actually run with gangs allude to their experience by way of a Palestinian suicide bomber metaphor?

messica

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> What do graduation cards from prison say?

"May your special day be free of ass-raping"

frobisher

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Hamud: @Pope John Peeps II: Yeah Hamud. I canna understand a word you's saying'. Why you gotta be soundin' all brainiac up in here? We's all jus' such down home folks here talkin' all reg'lar and like. We don' wanna hafta think too hard 'bout stuff. So don' you be bringin' all dat edumacation around us.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @BinkysDream: Burn!

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Ha! Yeah, it'd be better if he just whined incessantly about the writing style of the other commenters.

BinkysDream

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Priam: That's the most brilliant "this thing is like that thing" I've seen in a long time.

transgenic_mouse

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Oh, was she speaking?

bugupit

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Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> those are some serious knockers.

"It's like bein' a Palestinian suicide bomber...it's a urban third world..."
Jesus motherfuck.


lizzybennett

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> For a gangbanger, she's very knowledgeable about local real estate.

nycheartbreaker

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> I don't get angry, I get stabby.

JackRyan

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> But...she "taught history classes through the mail?"

sassenach

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> What's most incongruous is her hair. It's not hood hair. It's prep hair.

the Librarian

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> I knew that bitch, cuzz! She was the hoodrat of choice because of all the lost hours spent exploring just her tits. We would go up to the Slauson swapmeet and steel fake Sean John shit and she would sell it to white boys in Panorama City.

One time, she stole a 40 for me from da likka sto by hiding the bottle between her tits. Korean owner thought she was breast feedin twins under her shirt. She's got the entire constitution and Lucas' rough draft of 'the star wars' tattooed under them tig ol bitties.

She keepz it rhelz.

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> booooooobs.. geez

radink360

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got...under this shirt.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Imagine a girl, from the streets, with aspirations, thinks she's a rock star.
Then, perchance she goes to England, and starts talkin with an accent and comes down on her homes in Staten Island or where ever. Starts envisionioning herself Madonna or a religious icon... and marries a soccer star(alright I made up the last part, and the part about pappa preaching, and the like a virgin part, etc).


Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> The minute she actually left the "g" on the end of the word "happening," it was obvious she was a big faker. I'm white and upper middle class and don't leave that "g" there- she must be REALLY rich.

eleanorstrousers

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> It's all about the boobs.

miss_msry

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> I didn't realize the girls were quite so...prominent...

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @vulturesquadron: 'sup accounts receibo ho?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Someone's been watching The Wire.

NeverEnough

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> She's loonier than the girl who hacked into celebs AOL accounts and wrote The Perfect Man.

HeatherNumber1

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Accounts payable, wassup!

vulturesquadron

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> "My face up here, Homie!"

PickleTitsTurner

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Herbert Kornfeld gonna wife her in the most thug fabulous wedding to ever take place in a suburban catering hall.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Hamud:

I love you. That is all.

BabyJewn

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Hamud: That was all some sort of lame joke, right? Those questions and answers aren't really going around in your head, are they?

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> I just died a little on the inside.

beercheck

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> The earrings are the giveaway.

Hard to figure if the mammaries are implants or not, though. Sherman Oaks where she's from is a literal stone's throw from the porn production companies. Did she once cherish dreams of being another Jeana Fine, and couldn't lose enough weight to do it?

mladen

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Pope John Peeps II: I think he does it to vex you and bring out your outer asshole. It works!

Mediahohoho

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Hamud: Sure. But she's got big boobies. Which must mean she's slutty.

MartyPants

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @lilpupdog: Whee hee. They also bought her a dairy queen ice cream cake and a half-deflated mylar balloon tied to her old swivelling chair.

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Hamud: Ugh. Is there some reason you have to dress up totally ordinary thoughts about race and sexuality with really dull, academic language? Is there some particular reason why you can't speak like an ordinary person in the comment thread of a goofy website?

I'm going to call this the "N Plus syndrome".

Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Of course in her hood, there's a mall and most importantly, a Deb store.

AirforceAmy

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Almost everyone I know from Miami (and since I'm from regrettably Floridian, I know many) has a Cuban accent regardless of whether they are actually Cuban...or even Hispanic...or born in America.

JinxyMcDeath

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> They passed a graduation card around death row so everyone could sign it? Death row's that much like my office on someone's last day?

lilpupdog

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Why is she dressed like Stanley Kowalski ?

CopyofBlueboy

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Al aka El Negro Magnifico: Yes, I was just thinking those are the only "real" things about her.

Our Lady of the Massacre

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Buzz Killington: more mad skillz: fixing the deck, yardwork ...

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> i knew a little white girl who wanted to be "street" -- didn't lie or anything but believed the media hype and all its underlying and implicit racist assumptions and wanted to really live it; talked about it all the time; dated about the worst d00d in the world and when he did bad things to her just kind of sighed and like it was a nightmare come true

i don't know why

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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You forgot these, bitch!

McCheeburger

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @raincoaster: Shame she went to all that other effort when all she needed to do was show off those tits.
@Buzz Killington: Skills I like in a guy: Lifting heavy objects, investigating scary noises in the middle of the night, fending off stray nunchuks.
Love your gawker name.

UnstableMabel

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Skills... you know, like bowhunting skills, nunchuk skills... girls only like guys that have good skills...

Buzz Killington

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> I'm finding this quite instructive. Note to self: on video you can totally let the rest go as long as you bring the boobosity. Got it.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> I cannot believe how you are bringing the crazy this morning, Ryan.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Hamud. Brilliant.
"What a performance. Everything but the bloodhounds snapping at her rear end."--Thelma Ritter.

regisgoat

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> What a nut. I would love to see a psychologist's evaluation of her. Is she delusional? She sure spits out her tale fast enough. Did she rehearse all this? Didn't she think someone would see her video and go ... gee, I went to school with this girl. I don't remember any gunshots.

dandles

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> I didn't know they could stack Wonderbread that high.

Hipp

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Wow. She bears a remarkable resemblance to the chick in the GTA IV ad just to the left of this article. Coincidence?

Twerpsichore

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> What's striking is the lifelessness of her performance.

She's got none of the vitality or "stage presence" of a competent actor or charismatic liar.

Even her parroting of African-American street vernacular is careless, drifting at times so far that, if you listen closely to her, she sounds like she's imitating Jodie Foster's approximation of lockjaw West Virginian in Silence of the Lambs.

So, what made her convincing to the white middle-class intelligentsia?

A white girl would never lower herself to speaking like a black person unless her story of having lived among poor blacks were true.

Living intimately with poor African-Americans, and very possibly loving them, is so ritually impure for a white person, so degrading, that no possible benefit could accrue to lying about having done so.

What white person would ever admit to such a thing if it weren't true?

And there's of course the issue, more powerful because it's never directly addressed, of a young white woman keeping company with sexually ravenous underclass African-American men.

All these unstated assumptions and paranoias would necessarily destabilize the sort of white New Yorker who works in publishing and whose only contact with African-Americans consists of riding at certain hours on the B or the Q or the 3 or the 4.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> she almost started singing 'gangsta's paradise' from Coolio...you can just see it...she wants to bust out into song...but her boobs get in the way.

holdenfunk

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @GregSamsa: I keep wondering what she expected to happen when the book was published. Surely she must have known that sooner or later someone was going to out her. Or do I just not understand batshit-crazy level denial? Has there been any follow-up on her since the scandal broke?

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> @Al aka El Negro Magnifico: I was trying to reckon whether she would want you to front or not, and my mind boggled.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> I'm familiar with this story, but I can't front...I saw the thumbnail for these vids at Fleshbot and was entranced by her boobs. So uh, here I am.

Hi.

Al aka El Negro Magnifico

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Who was she fooling with this act? Anna Deavere Smith's producer?

GregSamsa

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Her right earring keeps turning perpendicular to her head to receive the signals from the Thetans.

Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Oh, Peggy Seltzer, can you even clap on the backbeat?

rosaluxembourgeoise

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Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> Maybe she was counting on her large bazongas distracting us from her distinct lack of native American-ness and street authenticity.

Did she buy the big-ass hoop earrings just for this interview?

SlickaNicka

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> one mo thang, mad ronald(hamud) gonna cover that t shirt in ketchup when he gets on this. word up

Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> We be comin homes. I'ts all in the game.
Keep your flack jacket on,
Sherman Oaks and your olsen twins heads up y'all



Un Chien Andalou

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> This video is like peering into Jamie Lynn's future.

contradicto

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> It's like, you know, you couldn't get to your trig homework because you had to take care of bizness, you know, and you're telling your homies you don't think you can show up to the test tomorrow and represent. And one of your homeboys says just keep it real for the other homies on death row, and you get that C+ because that's what you have to do in L.A.

Bell County

]]> <![CDATA[Fake Gangster Caught On Video]]> D.J. Tanner is gonna go all chola on your ass.

contradicto

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