<![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> Wasn't Nick Cannon engaged to Selina Eubanks like, yesterday.

Oh God. Must erase that knowledge from my brain with copious amounts of alcohol and GTA.

hellodarling!

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> @roodles: Rosie will soon invite Miley to entertain on her infamous cruise ship as she did Danny Norieta.

WordSalad

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> Thanks Rosie and Spencer, now I know I'm on the right side of the Miley Cyrus debate. Not yours.

roodles

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> That's what I call the Dr. Phil show- Tick-Talk.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> Charlie, it's a story as old as time.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> Hoffman and then Thurman...Is Timothy Leary up there screwing around with the cosmos?

Priam

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> Did anyone consider that maybe he was just using Uma to get closer to her father, and not the other way around? Robert Thurman is one of the foremost Tibetan Buddhist scholars in the world. Maybe her stalker was hoping to party with the Dalai Lama some day.

If sex is off the table (a safe bet), I'd rather hang with Robert than Uma. But that's just me.

GeorgeBabbitt

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> Forever 17 Carats
Glitter II

BalknChain

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> Nothing says romance like an AA meeting...

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> Man, I know I hate it when the center of my forehead is ticking now and then.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> When you say "rapper" do you mean "known only for getting dumped by his first fiance'? " Because I thought "rapper" meant something related to the music industry.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> But Mariah's only one true love is Mariah. I'm surprised she hasn't announced that she's engaged to herself.

CopyofBlueboy

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> But Uma's stalker didn't say "with sugar on it." This is why he didn't get lucky like the stalker of Agnetha (the blonde one in Abba, for you straight guys) who actually moved in with her for a year.

mladen

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> How am I on the same side as Rosie and Spencer? Who's next? Emily Brill?

mattymcd

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> Now I like gossip as well as the next person, but isn't the point of AA to be anonymous? Just because some douchebag starfucker is name dropping on his co-attendees, why does P6 feel the need to publish?

SallyJesseGlasses

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> $2.5 Million? Did she buy it for herself, then?

Chaim Gnadelstein

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> He's just old-fashioned, going through the father like that. The next step was negotiating a dowry.

Astigmatism

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> Why would Page 6 listen to a former LA madman?

Nard

]]> <![CDATA[Emailing "I feel in love with your daughter Uma" Is Bad Netiquette]]> My stalker only had a bachelor's from a community college, was fat as a whale, bald and not good-looking at all.

Gad, I feel inferior to Uma.

backseat_driver10023

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