This is How the Soviets Had Fun - Gawker Comments

This is How the Soviets Had Fun

DigitalVersicolor — Sun, 04 May 2008 10:14:24 EDT

this craziness could also come from the amphetamines that the Soviets would put into state-issue bread to make the workers work harder (that's what I heard). Still, a lot of speed is required to get to this level of fucked-upness.

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regisgoat — Sun, 04 May 2008 08:09:31 EDT

Lady raping squashed giant rat: I see these photos and it's as if they posted a picture of some babe bursting out of a sarong standing on a turquoise-blue beach offering the viewer a drink studded with paper umbrellas. I just feel like whining: why am I not there right now!...instead of where I am, where the city planners put up a rusty cyclone fence and a swingset and call it a park.

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raincoaster — Sun, 04 May 2008 01:14:30 EDT

Hahahahahaha, Socialists passed these links around years ago. Share and share alike, comrade Spiegelman.

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DoctorTormento — Sat, 03 May 2008 15:57:55 EDT

@VoxPopuli: No, that special little guy gets saved for the gerber baby shrooms.

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VoxPopuli — Sat, 03 May 2008 15:08:39 EDT

@DoctorTormento: AI think the stuffed animal strapped to the torture rack would work pretty well for that too.

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VoxPopuli — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:56:55 EDT

Jesus, that top one looks like one Swedish fish going down on another Swedish fish in the thumbnail pic and I was trying to figure out what that even means. Then I saw the full-size pic and I'm even more confused.

The only thing I know for sure is that I've had that nurse in the third pic.

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zibby — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:34:18 EDT

Oh, ow. I feel like somebody just stuck their finger up my brain.

That dog...

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DoctorTormento — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:14:25 EDT

I'm going to put that doctor...thing in my future child's nursery. And then I'm going to put a hit of acid into the baby formula. And that's when the webcam turns on!

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cog_in_wheel — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:09:09 EDT

@PattyCake: ha ha

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:05:33 EDT

@helenanapier: go to flickr and type gorky park; lots of old soviet monuments to the worker's party and etc

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PattyCake — Sat, 03 May 2008 13:36:11 EDT

In old Soviet Union, merry-go-round rides you.

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helenanapier — Sat, 03 May 2008 13:16:15 EDT

And I thought German Expressionism was scary...

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rosaluxembourgeoise — Sat, 03 May 2008 12:53:35 EDT

I find the lack of graffiti somewhat off-putting.

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UnstableMabel — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:50:31 EDT

@cog_in_wheel: She certainly looks like she's getting her money's worth.

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cog_in_wheel — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:47:34 EDT

So that's what it looks like when 'sex rears it's ugly head'.

I love the dead rat ride. Fun.

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BalknChain — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:41:56 EDT

@UnstableMabel: it's vile isn't it? *shudders*

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UnstableMabel — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:35:47 EDT

@BalknChain: Sorry guys, but there is no way i will be taking a punt on your CherNoble Steed. (Great name for a horse though, just not this one)

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UnstableMabel — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:33:58 EDT

@BalknChain: @nightwatchman_flamekeeper:
The more you look at it, the creepier it becomes. And it's so red.

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BalknChain — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:30:58 EDT

@nightwatchman_flamekeeper: ok, we'll call him CherNoble Steed :)

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nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:28:21 EDT

@BalknChain: Chernobyl steed, you mean!

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BalknChain — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:23:12 EDT

@nightwatchman_flamekeeper: hmmm, like to see a jockey mount that Chernobyl (sp)beast

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BalknChain — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:22:29 EDT

@UnstableMabel: You'd be shocked at just what terror only 2 of my gray cells could inflict opon unsuspecting continents and/or Gawker editors/commenters.

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nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:18:17 EDT

@BalknChain: That's the Red Kentucky Derby entry.

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UnstableMabel — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:01:35 EDT

@BalknChain: And good luck to you too. At least it keeps the last two brain cells busy, who knows what mischief they could get into.

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BalknChain — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:56:07 EDT

think

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BalknChain — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:55:56 EDT

@UnstableMabel: I prefer to thik of it as mind-medlding or the old great [see demented] minds think alike

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BalknChain — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:54:48 EDT

@UnstableMabel: me too, lots of last minute homework AND finals on Monday and Tuesday
SUCKAGE!! Good luck to you :)

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SarahHeartburn — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:54:41 EDT

I agree Ian. I'm a happy socialist here in Spain, with my socialized medicine, subsidized transport, etc. But hard-core government control does make people nuts. I think the problem with this crap is the fact that the old USSR was totally atheist (as am I)and had no old religious icons to use, so somehow they reverted to the same craziness, with newer and uglier symbols. Still, Jesus' bleeding heart all over the place is still pretty creepy. Just be grateful you were raised Jewish.

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UnstableMabel — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:53:51 EDT

@BalknChain: aaarrghhh, you beat me to it, always a day late and a dollar short.

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UnstableMabel — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:53:10 EDT

Well that's where the expression 'hung like a stallion' comes from. Always wondered about that.

@BalknChain: I agree with the laughs, head down, bum up in study here (or that's what I am supposed to be doing).

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BalknChain — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:52:04 EDT

If that is "hung like a horse" I'm really disappointed.

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belltolls — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:51:46 EDT

Da Ian. Centuries of eating dirt-encrusted tubers, pets and small children has finally brought them to this.

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BalknChain — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:47:40 EDT

What in the hell? hahahahaha! More please, I really need the laughs.

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