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Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

Mr Meh — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:22:19 EDT

OMG I just totally ripped that Barney shot to be my MSN portrait

Mr Meh

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 22:29:49 EDT

@mitchel_stevens: Oh God, I would have been so sick.

BalknChain

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

mitchel_stevens — Sun, 04 May 2008 19:12:50 EDT

@BalknChain:
i stepped in shit last wednesday on the goddamn F.

i would rather vinnie jones come slaughter me like cattle. also, because i'd see vinnie jones.

mitchel_stevens

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:30:34 EDT

@mitchel_stevens: Ok, I'll look it up. I think the only ASS(ha!)ault that should happen on subways is an olfactory bludgeon about the nasal passages by an old man pooping in a cup.

BalknChain

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

Calraigh — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:14:14 EDT

@Word salad: Hell yeaaaah.I have to be in work in twooooooooo hours.I don't care if I'm surrounded by clinically depressed people with faces like slapped arses-everyone's a fucking movie star today!!!Yahooooooo!!

Calraigh

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

ronaldpagan — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:08:30 EDT

They definitely thought all the faces were prettier after drinking.

ronaldpagan

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:00:13 EDT

@Calraigh: Mama mia!

WordSalad

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

Calraigh — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:52:34 EDT

@Juancho: I.Like.Youuuuuuu!
Annnnd..You!And you...and you and you...and especially you though.

Calraigh

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

mitchel_stevens — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:47:46 EDT

@BalknChain:
go find the trailer. the short story is worse--in the gore sense. since barker imagines a serial killer on late night nyc subways.

mitchel_stevens

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

VoxPopuli — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:42:32 EDT

This explains a lot of my "Whatsa madder huh?" moments while wasted.

VoxPopuli

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

Juancho — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:15:27 EDT

New goal in life: Buy Calraigh a drink. Or five.

Juancho

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:12:44 EDT

@mitchel_stevens: whoa, that's new to me

BalknChain

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

Calraigh — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:03:05 EDT

@ExecutiveIntern: That's beautiful.Brought a wee tear to the eye there.

Calraigh

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

Calraigh — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:00:58 EDT

@Word salad: You say Kahlua, I say 2 pints of red wine please, with a double whiskey and coke and half a bottle of Sambuca.After that , you're lucky if you can make out actual human forms let alone what fucking mood they're in.Study that Jodi and your triple a mates.Yeah!

Calraigh

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

mitchel_stevens — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:52:03 EDT

@BalknChain:
midnight meat train!!!!!!!! (...which is entirely different from hellraiser, but i'm just spouting barker-ese here.)

mitchel_stevens

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BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:40:10 EDT

@SarahHeartburn: If you know what movie (movie mashup) I'm talking about, you may be drunk!
On another weird movie thing, Prince Caspian (Capsaicin-sp?)? Really Narnia, he sounds like an aspercream brand. Just rub on a little Caspian and the wardrobe opens and swallows your pain.

BalknChain

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

SarahHeartburn — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:35:51 EDT

@BalknChain: Until I realized what movie you were talking about, I really thought you were drunk yourself. Okay, I get it now.

SarahHeartburn

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:34:47 EDT

I'm on my way out the door to field test this theory with some of my mates, all of whom drink and one of whom plays the pipes. This could get ugly. Ta ta.

nightwatchman_flamekeeper

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:33:48 EDT

@koala325: You say Koala. I say Kahlúa!

WordSalad

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

ExecutiveIntern — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:32:36 EDT

Still one of my favorite Simpsons lines ever is Homer after Prohibition in Springfield is lifted:

"To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

ExecutiveIntern

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:28:25 EDT

@nightwatchman_flamekeeper: Oh right, and if you turned the Rubik's Cube a certain way hell opened up on Earth and Kelly LeBrock would turn your brother into a giant piece of poop with pins in his head. Good movie.

BalknChain

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belltolls — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:28:24 EDT

@koala325: Only Sal Minella gets upset about stuff like that.

belltolls

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

koala325 — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:25:28 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart:

Ha!

koala325

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:24:01 EDT

@nightwatchman_flamekeeper: hic yes

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

koala325 — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:23:51 EDT

@belltolls:

Ack. Sorry for the Amy G. dupe.

No nucleus accumbens for me.

koala325

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if_i_only_had_a_heart — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:23:35 EDT

@koala325: she told me about you. she said you were all up in her boundaries, crossing them and all

if_i_only_had_a_heart

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nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:22:43 EDT

@BalknChain: I think he was a creepy guy in "The Matrix Reloaded."

nightwatchman_flamekeeper

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nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:21:45 EDT

I've found that having a third martini lessens my fear of having a fourth.

nightwatchman_flamekeeper

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:21:08 EDT

@belltolls: Abby Noormel@SarahHeartburn: Wasn't Princess Amydala in one of those Return of the Something or Others?

BalknChain

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SarahHeartburn — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:18:44 EDT

@BalknChain: Or: "you're unemployed? On parole? Oh, sure I'll buy you a drink, poor baby with those scars on your wrist". So all those years it's been my liquor-supressed amygdala.Whew. I thought I was just a jerk.

SarahHeartburn

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koala325 — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:18:03 EDT

Weird. I once dated a woman named Amy Gdala. She was an emotional wreck.

koala325

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belltolls — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:16:30 EDT

@BalknChain: I believe you see Amy Gdala for that.

belltolls

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pureblarney — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:14:55 EDT

New study shows that one out of four people is 25% of the world's population...

pureblarney

Smarties Explain Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

mitchel_stevens — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:13:37 EDT

but without booze, how could i better comprehend art? it would make film forum just a cramped, uncomfortable place where i get peanut oil popcorn.

also--whiskey goes brilliantly with blue slushies at the regal 14.

mitchel_stevens

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BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:13:00 EDT

@belltolls: I would like 53 cents and a box of mothballs for my time spent researching. One of those beer bottle hang tags would be nice too. Maybe the Gone Sniffin' one.

BalknChain