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WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 22:18:34 EDT

@Word salad: Girl Scouts. Scounts?

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WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 22:18:07 EDT

@ian spiegelman: I was a guest on two children's shows, however with a group of girl scounts, :thank you, thank you: but I don't think that's enough for me to have maintained any significant pull to be of any help. Although I would be contributing to my own demise, we need a Candygram commenter to alert people of pending doom or an outright fatal attack, but I digress.

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ian spiegelman — Sun, 04 May 2008 21:54:23 EDT

@Word salad: No one can find it. Some brave soul with the right equipment has to rent the Best of Chevy Chase and post to YouTube.

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WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 20:46:57 EDT

@ian spiegelman: I have searched for it, but can't find it. I also searched for a clip that would show the little blonde girl in the boat, mute from shock, and shaking....I felt that would define my fear more appropriately, ha. Of course there was the drunken scene too; it seems that one could be generalized to other threads and be popular on Friday.

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ian spiegelman — Sun, 04 May 2008 20:15:01 EDT

@Word salad: I got that... But the absence of Land Shark videos has been a problem since I started posting about sharks last week. And I wish it would be remedied because I intend to post about sharks like crazy!

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WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 19:57:58 EDT

Credit is due to another poster, AfraidofAuntieEm, for putting "candygram..." on another thread.

WordSalad

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maevemealone — Sun, 04 May 2008 19:42:53 EDT

@Hez: Woah! He didn't even fall! Which makes me think I could do that! BRB!!

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ian spiegelman — Sun, 04 May 2008 19:33:27 EDT

@Word salad: Hehe... Will someone PLEASE post the Land Shark skits to YouTube???

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WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 19:31:58 EDT

@ian spiegelman: You're the candygram man, aren't you?

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ian spiegelman — Sun, 04 May 2008 18:49:34 EDT

@belltolls: What can I say? I'm obsessed! Always have been!

@Word salad: Oh don't be afraid. Sharks are the cuddly puppies of the ocean!

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jongian — Sun, 04 May 2008 18:44:34 EDT

so that's gotta be the best rush ever. I would not, however, mate with him or trust the sanity of his offspring.

jongian

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BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 18:00:36 EDT

@Word salad: Yes, that's like shouting theater in a crowded fire.

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WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 17:50:25 EDT

@BalknChain: Further validation to my color theory and the need to oust all red from my wardrobe. Thank you.

WordSalad

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Hez — Sun, 04 May 2008 17:30:44 EDT

I do kind of doubt that video, but THIS thrillseeking one is absolutely real. And awesome.

Hez

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BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 17:28:21 EDT

@Word salad: I really don't think they heard you, but at least we can explain the the Calicoalition that you really just didn't know any better. Nobody EVER expects the Calicoalition either, so be careful.

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WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 17:22:15 EDT

@ian spiegelman: I understand, but I'm too cautious to test that theory. ;)

@BalknChain:
Where ARE my manners? (Whispers) Do know that size does matter in squid speak, so be diplomatic. They get all up in arms over that one.

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Sun, 04 May 2008 17:20:25 EDT

@LeGagneur: Absolutely. Feeding sharks in a surfer break: that is not just moronic its harmful to both the sharks and the surfers. Making the sharks "tamer" so that they come closer to humans thinking they will get food will only lead to more shark attacks and more sharks getting killed. Not to mention the humans. What a dipshit.

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BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:38:07 EDT

@Word salad: Shh, we don't call them clogging calamari, tisn't PC. We call them Little Shod Squid.

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ian spiegelman — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:33:02 EDT

@Word salad: dunno if it's real or not, but I don't think sharks attack by color.

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bunnywith — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:31:20 EDT

@Buzz Killington: I'm with you.

I was hoping the shark was going to bash him up against some of those rocks in retribution for the semi-permanent hookup to the fishing pole.

Tool.

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WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:29:18 EDT

@BalknChain: You always were a sucker for a calamari in clogs. Don't blame me if that wasn't a giggle; there's a lot of drinking paired with lemon squares here today. I opted out last night, but had my hand on the phone to dial for help if needed. I would periodically interject :let's roll: but that could have been the tourettes, not sure.

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LoveHandles — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:24:13 EDT

So what? I hookup a rope to my 7 year old and make her tow me in the water all the time.

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BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:23:15 EDT

@nedzo: I know right. People can be so squiddist though, just not right. Squids are squishy people too.

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BalknChain — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:21:51 EDT

@NotAndersonCooper: yee ha! You dangle your "carrot" for me first ;)@Word salad: hola! He was so cute in his clogging shoes.

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nedzo — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:20:44 EDT

@balknchain: anyone who doesn't like river dancing with giant squid is *lying*.

nedzo

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NotAndersonCooper — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:17:29 EDT

@BalknChain:
If you dangle some porn in front of me, I'll tow you for a few blocks.

NotAndersonCooper

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katastic — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:09:43 EDT

I ride a shark to work every day. But then, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

katastic

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WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:46:37 EDT

@BalknChain: Ya silly goil, hello!

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WordSalad — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:44:33 EDT

@Buzz Killington: Explain the logic in wearing a red wetsuit that matches the raw meat tossed out to sharks. Tis fake, but it did make me think of Sean Penn, dude.

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