Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person - Gawker Comments

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

Koreanish — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:31:14 EDT

@PRIsNotJournalism: Mean Girls.

Koreanish

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

BalknChain — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:15:42 EDT

@nightwatchman_flamekeeper: I need my meds

BalknChain

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

Saxon 212 — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:09:01 EDT

Little known fact about Naomi is that she has a giant tear scar from her nose to her lip,it's always covered with makeup!When I was a little boy I was an assistant to a fashion stylist and once my job was to cover Ms Bitch with an Hemes cashmere blanket between takes on the set of a car commercial being filmed in a cold dark hanger in England,every time I went to cover her with the blanket I was afraid,very afraid!

Saxon 212

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

fearlessforecaster — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:45:52 EDT

I feel bad for the horse that had to be euthanized on Saturday....

Couldn't we just Euthanize Lindsay Lohan's carreer instead?

fearlessforecaster

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:40:07 EDT

@BalknChain: Oh, nice! You're on fire today.

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Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

Spirit Fingers — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:28:08 EDT

Ugly Betty: Halfway house for the career derailed.

Spirit Fingers

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HowardRoarkLaughed — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:28:00 EDT

@JinxyMcDeath: I think she's just doing it for the free wine.

HowardRoarkLaughed

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

JinxyMcDeath — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:10:18 EDT

Please, Amy Winehouse needs a hail mary. (*rim shot*)

JinxyMcDeath

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

CopyofBlueboy — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:43:38 EDT

Winona Ryder's a singer now?
@PRIsNotJournalism: Evidently, when she was eight, she was cute and had "potential." Or something. I've always thought she was mediocre at best.

CopyofBlueboy

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

BalknChain — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:28:46 EDT

Campbell's assistants are now comprised of work releasers in bright orange.
Miley is such an ingrate.
Has anyone seen Victoria and Xenu in the same room together? didn't think so
Winona had her fingerprints surgically removed, so it's ok.
Regarding Amy, they're NOT rosary beads and you don't want to know where they've been.
Simon is a queen, dammit!
Oh Uma, no, just no.

BalknChain

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:28:31 EDT

@nightwatchman_flamekeeper: that was a great way to start the day. and naomi campbell is their cousin

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:18:27 EDT

Is it true that Amy Winehouse is actually Fran Drescher's younger sister?

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In Other News... — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:11:12 EDT

@backseat_driver10023: Three words: STAR TREK ELEVEN. Either Spiegelman or I will buy you the popcorn.

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In Other News... — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:10:33 EDT

"Hey guys, thanks for coming to my concert tonight. You guys totally ROCK!!!. Now I need you to turn to your daddies and tell them without mommy hearing that they need to get rid of that issue of 'Vanity Fair' that they've got stashed away in the underwear drawers, okay? Post-haste!"

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Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

VoxPopuli — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:08:44 EDT

Good thing Uma went brunette - no one will recognize her. I mean NO ONE saw Pulp Fiction, so she's TOTALLY safe there.

VoxPopuli

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ByOsmosis — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:05:13 EDT

Ah. I thought it was the thin line between "spiritual awakening" and "total collapse of critical thinking faculties" which was hazy in Scientopia.

ByOsmosis

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

backseat_driver10023 — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:51:58 EDT

I miss Winona Ryder.

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Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:11:14 EDT

Maybe fellow Brit, recovering Catholic Madonna can get Amy into kabbalah.

nightwatchman_flamekeeper

Naomi Campbell Pretends To Be A Good Person

nightwatchman_flamekeeper — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:06:55 EDT

What did Naomi do to be a nice guy, hold her fire until the desk clerk was able to reload?

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PRIsNotJournalism — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:02:42 EDT

Can someone explain to me again why Lindsay Lohan is famous?

PRIsNotJournalism

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SarahHeartburn — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:01:12 EDT

I say this as a rabid, recovering-Catholic atheist, but, uh, Amy, you poor, chemically befuddled child. This is a Vatican-Glamour don't on the same level as making a bra out of two yarmulkes.

SarahHeartburn