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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Just to note a moot point as an Actual Englishman(tm).  The English language in London is changing with the influx of immigrants from eastern countries (read India/Pakistan).  The language now of the modern schoolchild is incompatible with many of the traditional (ie. 20+ yrs old) meanings of the words today.  This is something that I can assume that you Americans also encounter.  It is natural for a language to evolve and adapt due to the consituents of it's population.</p>
<p>Historically this is also the case, as we have widely accepted words such as Pyjamas, restaurant, Ciao and of course, the famous Bush-ist "Entrepreneur".</p>
<p>Just as a side point, I recently emigrated to Geneva, Switzerland.  The multi-lingual paperwork here is a great idea in theory, until I get my mobile bill in French, the advertising in German and the first person I speak to on the helpline speaks Italian only.</p>
<p>Also, as I learn French, it's amazing how much of my mother tongue English, is actually bastardised French!</p> <p>Engrish</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>It takes a little digging, but if you pull up the old Newsweek article Wonkette cites in the "morans" piece, you'll learn a lot of interesting things about what "American's" (sic) don't know. The bit about the impact of rice agriculture on global warming was definitely news to me. I knew rice balls were a bitch, but apparently rice grown in "patties" is a one-way ticket to another hole in the ozone layer.</P> <p>skiingtheK12</p>]]></description>
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<p>hahahahahahaha priceless!</p> <p><a href="http://misfitduck.com">DaDuckster</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans#c5556055">NightElfMohawk</A>: And please don't send them to Oklahoma...we like it that no one ever comes here.</P> <p>serialnick</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Can't we all just, like, get along, man?</P>
<P>Sorry, (wo)man? womyn?</P>
<P>Ah, f*ck it.</P> <p>serialnick</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536162">Bell County</a>: I always loved that one.  Obviously, Ma Ferguson never visited a Catholic church in her great state.  Could've sworn Jesus was speaking in Latin there.. ;)</p> <p>NightElfMohawk</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Wait, hasn't Texas been a Spanish-speaking area longer than English-speaking one?  Just going by which nations have overseen the state longer since the first colonists arrived from Europe, that is.  Sorry, I was thinking critically and historically, and not with my knee-jerk xenophobic side... If Texas every becomes its own country again, can we then send these "USA!USA!" idiots up to Oklahoma or Arkansas or something?  Please?</p> <p>NightElfMohawk</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5544219">Mediahohoho</a>: There is nothing like anti-semitism to really make your argument valid.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5549398">kahri</a>: Not as a requirement for entry, but for full citizenship.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5539048">i_win_wtf</a>:  I don't think any of what I said was either pretentious or pseudo intelectual.  Just basic points and ideas.  If it is over your head perhaps you should try perez hilton.<br>
Oh yes god forbid Gawker contain anything more serious or important than what Spencer bought Heidi for their anniversary or who Julia Allison is dating.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Get off your high horses people. There is plenty of incentive to learn any language. Which is why millions learn another language everyday. Making any language a 'requirement' is just un-American. If this would have happened from the beginning, many of your ancestors would've been kicked out. No matter how "American" you think you are.</p> <p>kahri</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans#c5536190">notthatpopular</A>: Ahem, I think you meant that you NEW that. Your welcome.</P> <p><a href="http://edshepp.blogspot.com">princepumpkinbeepster</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>HA! 'Where' not 'were'. Anybody going by the bus station?</P> <p>scoutastic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I thought Texas WAS were we deported people to?</P> <p>scoutastic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535573">BeRightBack</a>: Clay Aiken looks more like a female than this woman.  Seriously, can anyone tell me why he goes out of his way to look feminine?</p>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>If only Massasoit and King Philip had had an official language policy...</P> <p>GollyG</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Until all you fucking "learn-the-language-before-you-become-a-citizen" assholes hit me up with at least a smattering of Souix, Algonquin, Inuit, Sycamore, Apache or Hopi, you can shut the fuck up about your goddamn language requirement. Not know any of the "official" languages of the continent didn't stop that dago Jew bastard Columbus from emigrating his pox-ridden ass here on behalf of Spain, now did it? I got your language requirement right here.</P> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/freshbakedbluegrass">Mediahohoho</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>why do i all of a sudden have a craving for hotdog casserole?</P> <p>Pithmaster</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5539188">leaderbean</a>: It's a scientific fact that listening to foreign languages makes you go deaf. Which is why most Americans won't learn how to speak them.</p> <p>sumac</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sure we can all make fun, but the fact is, Gary Busey's looking pretty good for his age there.</p> <p><a href="n/a">PattyCake</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535586">notthatpopular</a>: <br>
This is a joke, right?</p>
<p>Belgium, Switzerland and Canada all have multiple official languages. Nearly every other "Western" country has at least one (usually far more) minority languages, such as Sicilian, Gaelic, Basque, Catalan, etc.</p>
<p>Also, you vastly underestimate the economic pressure on immigrants to learn the langugage. A lot of nativists like you act like these immigrants are spitting in your soup by not learning English. In reality is that most immigrants eventually learn English and 99.9999% of their kids grow up using it. They know you can't get ahead in America without English!</p> <p><a href="http://tomorrow-land.blogspot.com">Botswana Meat Commission FC</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>but shouldn't the official languages of the Americas be the Indian languages? I mean, they were there first.</p> <p><a href="http://misfitduck.com">DaDuckster</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The claim that it's too difficult to learn a foreign language as an adult is just dead wrong. I tutored an elderly Ukrainian woman in English - she had come to the US at age 72 knowing not a word of English and within a few years had an excellent command of the language. She wanted to learn English and she did. Unfortunately, she had to take classes at various churches in the community as they offered the only free English lessons in the area (free conversion as well, I'm sure).</p>
<p>I'm an immigrant to Germany and the German government requires B1 level German knowledge (lower intermediate) within 3 years. The big difference here is the fact that these classes are either completely free or low cost. After 3 years, I am more or less fluent in German but I work the normal 40 hour week and am able to afford additional language classes when I need them.</p>
<p>Anyone that feels it's so incredibly important and urgent for immigrants to learn/speak English should volunteer their time to teach people the language. Step up! Having a bunch of ignorant, xenophobic fucks mouthing off is worthless. Get out there and be part of the "solution"!</p> <p>pukatronic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans?cpage=2#c5539821">LeGagneur</A>: Hör auf um den heißen Brei herumzureden.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Priam</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans?cpage=2#c5539659">AuntPeniston</A>: No way. Really?</P> <p><a href="http://www.dlpartyhosts.com">LoveHandles</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans?cpage=2#c5539678">Priam</A>: Now you're just putting random words together!</P> <p>LeGagneur</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Ich komm gleich wieder. Ich geh nur mal eben für kleine Uralbären.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Priam</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Nach der schnellen Nummer in den Büschen, konnte man deutlich die Hobbyflecken auf seiner Hose sehen.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Priam</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Gestern saß ein junges Pärchen neben mir in der U-Bahn, die haben so rumgeknutscht, ich dachte sie würden da und dort anfangen zu vögeln.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Priam</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Damb the typedoes!</P> <p><a href="n/a">Un Chien Andalou</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>opposite a 2.5 mil mansion in park city utah, spray paint on plywood- no park this side,<BR>so ghetto tough</P></BR> <p><a href="n/a">Un Chien Andalou</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Ich verstehe nur Bahnof.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Priam</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P><I>A sign I passed every day growing up:</I></P>
<P>Speed Limet 35mph</P> <p><a href="n/a">AuntPeniston</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm not sure I understand what problem there is supposed to be with the current situation.</p>
<p>Don't immigrants already have plenty of incentive to learn English when they arrive in the US?</p>
<p>For those who choose not to learn it, is there some way of arguing that their choice is so harmful to the nation as a whole that it can't be allowed?</p>
<p>And yes, enforcement of this notion would be very difficult. I imagine if English were truly made the official language of the US by an act of Congress, almost nothing would change.  I can't foresee some additional bureaucracy being tasked with evaluating and enforcing this new immigration requirement. Government and business would still accommodate non-English-speakers in many cases, for a variety of reasons.</p>
<p>I don't know, I must be missing something here. The current system of voluntary acts and incentives seems pretty efficient to me.</p> <p><a href="n/a">skahammer</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans#c5538106">nedzo</A>: I think it's safe to say that people coming into the United States as immigrants are not going to be living in rural areas. They're going to big cities where there's a demand for work and potential to make money. So any mandate that requires people to learn English to become naturalized shouldn't be a problem.</P> <p>LeGagneur</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans#c5536575">Ryan Tate</A>: You shoulda added that I emailed this in. I want credit, damnit! Pay attention! To me! Everyone!</P> <p><a href="http://www.dlpartyhosts.com">LoveHandles</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Renamed thread:<BR>The importance of being (self-rightiously) earnest.<BR>Adios Amoebas!</P></BR></BR> <p><a href="n/a">phlox</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5539347">brechtgirl</a>: is --&gt; are</p> <p><a href="http://n/a">brechtgirl</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5538994">lollie</a>: there is definitely pockets of retired americans who move to mexico and make very little effort to learn spanish fluently.</p>
<p>I have also seen them get mad if people dont understand them.</p> <p><a href="http://n/a">brechtgirl</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>i don't understand the MASSIVE PROBLEMS that occasionally interacting with people who aren't fluent in english causes for native english speakers. i've never had trouble getting my sushi, buying produce at the korean market, or figuring out when our housekeeper was pissed at me.</p> <p>leaderbean</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>or maybe America's <i>offal</i> language .</p> <p><a href="http://">TheLorax</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5538362">notthatpopular</a>: <br>
dude, i agree with what you're saying, but you have to understand that in the context of that photo (and the spirit of this site) you come off as a pretentious jerk talking all that pseudo-intellectual smack. i think gawker has it's own immigration laws: either gossip or snark, or go back to where (in your browser history) you came from.</p>
<p>now... where were we on the america's orifices?</p> <p>Niko Bellic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I am always so baffled by this debate. Honestly, would any of you move to Mexico (I mean relocate not visit) and choose not to learn Spanish? Would you move your family to France and expect your children to be taught English in French public schools?</P> <p>lollie</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I see someone has potentially been blessed with a mother like mine. I feel your pain, and embarrassment.</p> <p><a href="n/a">UnstableMabel</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This is the person who thinks Barack is both a Muslim and under the control of an evil black preacher.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Koreanish</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>The true barometer is whether one can form the possessive for proper nouns ending in 's.'<BR>
e.g. Mr. Morris's car<BR>
       Paris's party<BR>
       The boss's computer<BR>
       Gladys's notebook<BR>
The apostrophe goes after the final 's' and an 's' is added just as for proper nouns not ending in 's.'<BR>
e.g. Nicole's car<BR>
       Lauren's party<BR>
And let's not even get into the common error of "your" for "you're."</P></BR></BR></BR></BR></BR></BR></BR></BR> <p>FatTush</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5538147">spinachdip</a>: Maybe no immigrant should even try to learn English if it so difficult.  There are millions of people who have immigrated to this country and learned English. Your statements make it seem as though you beleive 1 in 10 can learn a second language.  I think with some research you would find it is more common than you think.</p>
<p>Do you think that their is the same or even a lesser level or accomodation of say Spanish than in the past?</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="#c5538147">spinachdip</A>: well, thanks to you, we're all going to be a lot more open minded now!</P> <p>Liberace</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5538147">spinachdip</a>: Perhaps no immigrant should even bother learning if it is so difficult.</p>
<p>Can you provide an argument countering my point about accomodation.  Is there less  or the same level of acceptance of Spanish for example than in the past?</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537831">notthatpopular</a>: Meant to add, while Some people can pick up a new language as adults, even become fluent, most people can't. That's not because they don't try hard enough, but such is the way the language center is in human brains. And passing a law mandating English learnin' isn't going to suddenly speed up evolution.</p>
<p>And while not referencing a movie (I was actually referencing the book - burn!) does not make your point any less valid, your passive aggressiveness does make you a dick.</p> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">spinachdip</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5538038">sanson</a>: touche'.</p> <p>nedzo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537131">LeGagneur</a>: all that you say is true. no one is inconvenienced by their lack of english (except maybe me, once or twice, and it didn't feel like an inconvenience. it felt like a rare reminder that some people live full lives without knowing or caring about "the hills") and they are not inconvenienced, to my knowledge.</p>
<p>but if you're going to require that all u.s. residents be fluent in english, as has been suggested above, how do you apply the law equitably?</p>
<p>do you grandfather in or otherwise exempt current citizens who don't speak english? i'm not a 'law talking guy', but if you do, doesn't that make the law applicable only to a particular class, and therefore discriminatory?</p> <p>nedzo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537774">nedzo</a>: OH, OK.</p> <p><a href="n/a">sanson</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537831">notthatpopular</a>: I ignored it because it wasn't true.</p> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">spinachdip</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I bet she voted for the "misunderestimated."</P> <p>midtown43</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537640">notthatpopular</a>:  Just wondering - would you also support government-funded English lessons for anyone who wants them, including adults?  My mom volunteers in a program that provides tutoring in English for immigrants.  There are so many people who desperately want to learn that they don't have enough tutors to go around.  The problem in so many cases is not that people don't want to learn English, it's that they don't have access to the resources necessary to do it.  Passing a law making English the national language isn't going to change that.</p> <p>major disaster</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="#c5535921">iAlreadyHateYou</A>: I believe that should be "he or she" rather than "they." Just saying.</P> <p>foolinthepool</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537623">spinachdip</a>: Again, you completely ignore the accomodation point of my argument.  These gtoups can keep their culture whole conducting busines, and day to day activity with other ethnic groups in English can't they? Having a common language is a bridge.   I don't have any movies to reference but I hope my argument is still valid.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Why argue for these ethnic groups NEED to assimalate against their already existing successes in our society unless it's a means to further find a means to exclude?</p>
<p>The notion of racism is that these desires to assimilate only arise when these cultures have in fact ALREADY assimilated into our culture.  Who would question Mexican or Chinese contributions as nothing less than an  improvement to our culture?</p> <p>hominaray</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537203">sanson</a>: i *can* capitalize. i choose not to. in casual correspondence. after hours. on my time. 'cause i write a lot at work. and capitalize the hell out of things, as appropriate.</p>
<p>and i like how serif fonts look in all lower case.</p> <p>nedzo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>We Americans can barely speak English correctly ourselves, and we wanna make it "official"? When Americans master English, then it can be an official language. And that'll be the day you see polar bears and Santi Claws in hell.</P> <p>lizzybennett</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Why can't I favor an official language for both reasons?  I stated numerous times that I feel it would benefit the immigrants who would be effected. Do you honestly feel anyone favoring my position must hold these groups in contempt?</p>
<p>As far as using my argument concerning bettering the lives of immigrants I thought it was clear that I think learning English would allow immigrants to get better jobs than the physical labor they are forced to gravitate to.</p>
<p>I don't see any racism in asking potential citzens to do the same thing generations of their counterparts have  done for centuries, even if it was due to a lack of accomidation rather than regulation.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537257">notthatpopular</a>: <i>"Yes there hasn't been an official language in our history, but there also hasn't been the level of accommodation presently afforded to non-English speakers. It is far easier for immigrant groups to keep themselves separated from the rest of American society. Segregation of this kind will only lead to further ignorance and bigotry displayed by the woman pictured."</i></p>
<p>And again, you display a clear ignorance of this country's immigration history. The segregation that you speak of has been true for every single group of immigrants (remember, the draft riots depicted in Gangs of New York is considered a point when the Irish became "white"). Yet, just as with language assimilation, integration with the mainstream has occurred within three generations from arrival. Simply put, the natural segregation (as opposed to the Jim Crow kind) has not been harmful to anyone, not the immigrants themselvs or the nation as a whole. In fact, enclaves like the Polish diaspora in Chicago or the Greeks in Astoria, have only served to enrich American culture while serving as a soft landing spot for first generation immigrants.</p>
<p>Also, it's important to keep in mind that when people talk about how "hard" it is for immigrants to learn a new language, that's not "hard" as in "It's hard to walk five sets of stairs", but "hard" as in "Dyslexia makes it hard to recognize words." There hasn't been any significant advancement in the human brain's language center, and it gets exponentially harder (in the latter sense) to pick up a new language once you're past age 10.</p> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">spinachdip</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"Notthatpopular",</p>
<p>Point well taken, I'll take back the "complete fucking idiot" for your thoughtful response, but at what point in history has your argument, then or now, been utilized to accept or provide for the "improvement" of immigrants lives?  These arguments have all belonged to a long history of attempts to marginalize the most recent immigrants to the US.</p>
<p>The idea that all of a sudden these reforms are intended for the benefit of recent immigrant groups is a conceit that only a Fox Republican would believe.</p>
<p>Xenophobia for these groups whether Mexican, Korean, Indian, Chinese or otherwise has existed against these ethnic groups and the backlash against these people is a reaction to these groups success DESPITE the language barrier.</p>
<p>So your obvious paternalism is arguing for their benefit is a joke (or at best well veiled racism).</p> <p>hominaray</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537413">sanson</a>:  You try using perfect grammar on an iPhone.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I thought the official language of this country was money?</p> <p><a href="n/a">che_leo</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Pah.  My mother's been comfortably employed (and a homeowner) in this country for thirty years and her English still sounds like a growly puppy trying to form people words.  No one gives a crap.</p> <p>biddledown</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537257">notthatpopular</a>: I can get you an apostrophe wholesale. <br>Yeah, you made your point, baby.</p> <p><a href="n/a">sanson</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535561">the cajun boy</a>: HA!</p> <p><a href="n/a">sassypants</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537197">jt</a>: Thank you.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5537123">hominaray</a>: It does not matter that in 1778 other languages were considered.  English prevailed.  Everyone keeps making references to historical immigration activity.</p>
<p>Yes there hasn't been an official language in our history, but there also hasn't been the level of accommodation presently afforded to non-English speakers.  It is far easier for immigrant groups to keep themselves separated from the rest of American society.  Segregation of this kind will only lead to further ignorance and bigotry displayed by the woman pictured.</p>
<p>Also, I know I am just a "complete fucking idiot" but I think you mean "as more important than a a forced..."  You have just mangled your argument then had to resort to calling me names.  Yes, there are people who would like to use language as an exclusionary tool, but  it can also be used to improve the naturalization process, and in turn improve immigrants lives.</p>
<p>I think I have made my point and now can focus my energy elsewhere.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536782">nedzo</a>: If you cannot capitalize, you will be considered shiftless.</p> <p><a href="n/a">sanson</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>A couple facts about multi-lingual countries:</p>
<p>About six months ago there was serious talk that Belgium was going to break up into two regions (and it still may happen), and back in 1995 a referendum on Quebec separating from the rest of Canada failed by only a percentage point.</p>
<p>One of Africa's many problems is that some of its nations are made up of different tribes who aren't fluent in each other's languages.</p>
<p>As a general rule nothing good in terms of keeping a nation state together comes out of straying too far away from having one official language that everyone speaks fluently.</p>
<p>That does mean that woman can spell, or isn't going a bit overboard in her zealousness, but it needs to be established.</p> <p><a href="http://www.jeremysspecialblog.blogspot.com/">jt</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans#c5536782">nedzo</A>: You said they live in rural areas, so the amount of contact that they have with "normal" activity is pretty limited. They aren't being inhibited by not knowing English, nor are other people. That is completely different from, say, a person working customer service who only knows how to say "yes" and "no."</P> <p>LeGagneur</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey,</p>
<p>"NotthatPopular" it sounds like you're serious, so you should read your history and find out that English wasn't chosen as a national language for the specific reason that we didn't necessarily want to align with the British from who we were seceding.</p>
<p>Among other possibilities, Dutch and german were considered to some degree for this status.  Ultimately I think most have accepted the notion of commonality on a working basis as more important as a forced homogenizing of language as a means of exclusion.</p>
<p>Oh, and by the way, you're a complete fucking idiot.</p> <p>hominaray</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536597">Priam</a>: To be fair, part of the reason they chose not to join the EU was because they would then be subject to certain laws and restrictions that could interfere with their banking -- Zurich is the self-proclaimed "Global Finance Capital" (which it proudly declares <i>in English</i> right in the international terminal of its major airport) -- but it hardly has a reputation for being a querulous or difficult country.  Neutrality is part of how it remains accessible and quasi-friendly to all, if not truly friendly to any.</p>
<p>Frankly, Belgium has had a far harder time, and we're all witnessing the continued breakdown of what for a time was Yugoslavia.  That doesn't mean it can't be done, though, so long as the various cultural identities are recognized and respected by the government.</p> <p><a href="http://memoirsofanevilgenius.typepad.com">Colonel Mustard</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>in the flyover state i live in, many people are descendants of 16th century colonial spaniards. in rural areas, even now many people don't speak english. their familes have been in north america far longer than those of us anglos (new england, did i just blow yer mind?). would you force them to learn english to retain citizenship?</p> <p>nedzo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>People are overlooking her attempt at a phonetic spelling of "of fecal."</p>
<p>Which is exactly what a shit talker would want English to be, an official shit speaking language.</p>
<p>wassalam, to you my brothers and sisters.</p> <p>Shariahpants</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536576">MisterHippity</a>: I am sorry, have you recently completed the naturalization process?  She is from Brazil, and happened to have learned English as a child.  Her opinion was that the requirement seemed very easy to fulfill without a working knowledge of English.</p>
<p>The truth is that without any language requirements, immigrants can ignore learning English all together.  Is learning a new language a punishment?   People are coming here for a better life, learning the language used by almost all businesses in this country can hardly be hurtful to achieving success.  I do not agree with the idiot in the picture, but there is merit in reexamining the way in which people become American citizens, and perhaps improve the lives of all Americans.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536498">oneninesevenfour</a>: From what I understand, the support for German as the official language wasn't *that* serious (though not trivial either). But! The first published copy of the Declaration of Independence was in a German-language newspaper. I think the headline was "First!".</p> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">spinachdip</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536498">oneninesevenfour</a>: Meanwhile, immigrants coming into this country find it harder to achieve success, and have to take those jobs, an earlier commenter wrote about.  When your family first came to the United States (assuming it was in the early 20th century, the economic and job landscape were quite different.  Many people who oppose a National Language assume that the only benefit would be to natural born citizens and the government.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans#c5536255">Colonel Mustard</A>: Remember, arguing that Switzerland functions nicely with other western nations isn't quite right. It isn't a member of the EU, and it didn't even join the UN until this century. They do like to remain neutral.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Priam</a></p>]]></description>
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* <i>America's of<ins>fi</ins>cal Language</i> &amp; <i>Get A BRAIN! MORANS</i><br>
* Thomas Friedman &amp; Pie<br>
* Nicholas White &amp; Elevator<br>
* Eliot Spitzer without teeth &amp; Eliot Spitzer's Teeth<br>
* "Crystal Meth: Friend or Foe?" &amp; "Animal Magnetism" <br>
* Brooklyn Hipster Kickballers<br>
* Hilary Clinton &amp; Bosnian Sniper</p> <p><a href="http://gawker.com/10071/">Bos'un's Mate</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535890">notthatpopular</a>: Your girlfriend can't speak English? How do you communicate with her? Do you speak her language?</p>
<p>I think the wording of the statute seems straightforward enough to me. "Applicants for naturalization must be able to read, write, speak, and understand words in ordinary usage in the English language." That implies a working, conversational knowledge of the language - not your typical tourist's knowledge of a word or two learned out of a phrasebook.</p>
<p>And it's not an easy thing for an adult to learn a foreign language with any fluency. I know -- I lived in a foreign country for a year, and tried hard, and failed. Some people have a better affinity for learning languages than others. And the older you get, the harder it gets. The brain's ability to learn language naturally declines with age, starting in adolescence.</p>
<p>Oh, I almost forgot: Dipshit.</p> <p><a href="http://... e-mail: misterhippity@yahoo.com">MisterHippity</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Based on my email, some people think the typo is too subtle, so I added an explicit reference to it... well, semi-explicit...</p> <p><a href="http://ryantate.com">Ryan Tate</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535890">notthatpopular</a>: Our forefathers specifically didn't want an official language, in part to welcome all the various languages that were already here and in part to thumb their nose at the Brits. They seriously debated German. There is no official language. It's part of what makes us unique and seems to have served us well for several centuries. My own German family settled in the midwest, went to german schools and had german church services. It was a couple generations before they could speak English. Which is generally exactly what happens today. Fancy that.</p> <p><a href="http://inaudiblenonsense.com">oneninesevenfour</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536153">iAlreadyHateYou</a>: I was kinda agreeing with you, actually. But you already hate me.</p>
<p>@<a href="#c5536204">notthatpopular</a>: Sure, I'd love to. In fact, I already explained in an earlier comment. No immigrant group has escaped the clenching jaws of language assimilation. But going back to your original comment, I think it's funny that you picked, as an example for ALL Western nations, a country that's notorious for its comical paranoia about the effect of the English language on its culture. And really, you want to ape the French approach to immigrants and minorities? You might want to ask how the Paris suburbs how well that works out.</p> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">spinachdip</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>maybe it should be the officious language?</p> <p><a href="http://">StuckInThe215</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I would like to bring to everyone's attention that she's a texan. They get very bitter and cling to their guns and their language.</P> <p><a href="http://www.dlpartyhosts.com">LoveHandles</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535935">notthatpopular</a>: In your initial argument you said "In all other western countries, there is not a bilingual infrastructure."  This is wrong, which was the point of my post.</p>
<p>Yes, Switzerland has four national languages due largely to its history and geography, but the point still stands that it is a Western nation (and a small one at that) with a multilingual infrastructure (many cities have different names in the various languages) that functions quite nicely.  The same could be said for Belgium, where some <i>streets</i> have names in more than one language.  The European Union functions as a whole on an entirely multilingual infrastructure.</p>
<p>Most nations have a declared national language -- or more than one (see above) -- but the move to declare English as such for America rises not out of national pride, but out of jingoism.</p> <p><a href="http://memoirsofanevilgenius.typepad.com">Colonel Mustard</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans#c5536189">iAlreadyHateYou</A>: Yes. I strongly disagree with the position of Governor Ferguson partially because it's an infamously stupid quote and partially for the reasons being hashed out in this thread.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Bell County</a></p>]]></description>
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Really, expecting immig'unts to learn English shows a remarkable ignorance of the nation's history."</p>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536103">contradicto</a>: Typo.  I knew someone was going to catch that.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536162">Bell County</a>: Yes, because we all know the Bible was originally written in English.  *snark*</p> <p><a href="n/a">iAlreadyHateYou</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I think this is the right forum to share the words of former Texas Governor "Ma" Ferguson (<I>originally from Bell County!</I>) in response to a movement to teach Spanish in state schools: "If the King's English is good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for the schoolchildren of Texas!"</P> <p><a href="n/a">Bell County</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536079">spinachdip</a>: That's not what I said, smartass.  I was implying that it's foolish and possibly even stupid to try to exclude other languages on a purely xenophobic basis, especially when some of those languages (Spanish is one that was ALREADY HERE when the US bought its southern territories) are part of the land's history.</p> <p><a href="n/a">iAlreadyHateYou</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536016">iAlreadyHateYou</a>: Amen! My "Mexican" family has been in Texas for 300 years. None of us has any ties to Mexico.</p>
<p>@<a href="#c5535890">notthatpopular</a>:Do they have to "no" how to spell "know?"</p> <p><a href="http://">contradicto</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535977">iAlreadyHateYou</a>: I like it. And from an immigrant. My folks were immigrants, and you best believe they knew the language when they got naturalized.</p> <p>plasticene</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535628">bess marvin, girl detective</a>: the sarcasm inherent in that comment was obviously lost on you.</p> <p><a href="http://cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com">the cajun boy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5536016">iAlreadyHateYou</a>: Or all the Swedish town names in Minnesota. Really, expecting immig'unts to learn English shows a remarkable ignorance of the nation's history.</p> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">spinachdip</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535890">notthatpopular</a>:   Whoa, holy moving goalposts, Batman!!</p>
<p>As for your misguided worries about the second generation and beyond, if you look at the immigration history of this country, as a whole, the first generations all stuck to their native tongues and never learned English (unless they came from English-speaking countries, of course). The second generations tend to be bilingual, but by the third generation, almost without fail, they manage language assimilation.</p> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">spinachdip</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535976">notthatpopular</a>: Okay. By that logic, as Ryan points out, we should deport her. And by the way, fluency in English is not just a problem for immigrants. I have corrected some atrocious under grad papers. And it would have been worse if not for MS Word.</p> <p>rightbrain</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Parents: take note, your kid may have a shot in the Annual Lou Dobbs Tonight Spelling Bee after all.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Bell County</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535935">notthatpopular</a>: May I remind you of the past largely Spanish history of the Southern USA.  I'm just saying, Hispanics in the South aren't always recent immigrants.  Many of them have been there for a long time, as evidenced by the largely Spanish names that most Southern towns have. San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Antonio, El Paso, Nogales, San Diego, San Bernardino, Nevada, Las Vegas, Arizona...you get the point.</p>
<p>If you're going to argue that Switzerland's multilingual identity resulted from its geography, we can also argue the prevalence of Spanish speakers Down South and West results from the US's own geographical history.  I'm just sayin'.</p> <p><a href="n/a">iAlreadyHateYou</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>My take, being an immigrant from Europe myself:  Between myself, my friends and family we can speak whatever language we choose.</p>
<p>When speaking to others, I always use English first and another language if that person requests it so (and if I happen to know that language).</p>
<p>Also, you know the only reason people have trouble learning English?  Accommodations are provided in the first place.  Stop catering to them and they will feel more obligated to learn.  It doesn't take a genius to figure that out.</p> <p><a href="n/a">iAlreadyHateYou</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535680">rightbrain</a>: I agree, but just because a position is taken to the extreme by some right wing moron does not make it invalid.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535791">BeRightBack</a>: Are you referring to French and English?  Thank you for proving my point.  I wonder if the differences and turmoil between Quebec and the rest of Canada is influenced somewhat by language...hmmmm...</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535836">Colonel Mustard</a>: Switzerland's multilingual identity results from their geographical position.  Not immigration.  Switzerland did not adopt French of German due to a wave of immigration, but rather the make up of past geographical borders.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's an infallible law of nature that whenever someone criticizes someone else's language skills, they will inevitably make a linguistic mistake of their own.</p> <p><a href="n/a">iAlreadyHateYou</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535708">spinachdip</a>:</p>
<p>Actually no.</p>
<p>"Applicants for naturalization must be able to read, write, speak, and understand words in ordinary usage in the English language."</p>
<p>They have to no everyday usage much like  one might learn  a little Italian for a visit to Italy. There is no requirement for fluency, or even conversational knowledge.  I know this because my girlfriend was recently naturalized and was astounded at how lax the language requirement was.</p>
<p>Dipshit.</p>
<p>@<a href="#c5535677">Tammany_Fall</a>:I Dont think that argument holds water. Of course I realize their life is very difficult, but tens of millions of immigrants before today's have managed to learn English under equally difficult circumstances.</p>
<p>The problem is not with first generation immigrants not understanding English, it is the passing on, and acceptance of the second generation's use of another language as primary communication outside the home.  Do you not think that the added barrier of language would not further segregate American racial groups?</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535586">notthatpopular</a>: @<a href="#c5535791">BeRightBack</a>: And what about Switzerland?  A quadrilingual system trumps a bilingual system any day.</p> <p><a href="http://memoirsofanevilgenius.typepad.com">Colonel Mustard</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Silly lady. It's supposed to be, "Make English America's Of <i>Fecal</i> Language"</p> <p><a href="http://ianspiegelman.com">ian spiegelman</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535708">spinachdip</a>: Ha! I missed that bleedingly obvious point. Good work.</p> <p>rightbrain</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535586">notthatpopular</a>:  English *is* a requirement for naturalization, dipshit: <a href="http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=12e596981298d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCRD&amp;vgnextchannel=96719c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1RCRD">[www.uscis.gov]</a></p> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">spinachdip</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>P.S. I thought our offical language was Lolcat.</P> <p>Tammany_Fall</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5535586">notthatpopular</a>:  And the person promoting that cause should at the very least be able to spell.</p> <p>rightbrain</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans#c5535586">notthatpopular</A>: At what point in their twelve hour workdays and caring for their families are these English lessons supposed to occur? Are they free? And how will they be tested?</P> <p>Tammany_Fall</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I completely agree that anyone who wants to come to this country should be able to (as long as they have not committed a serious crime), and have the chance to work hard and make a better life for themselves.  However, why should immigrants not have to learn English as part of the naturalization process?  Isn't language a major part of a nation's identity?  In all other western countries, there is not a bilingual infrastructure.  In France, for example, corporations, government, and private businesses do not make doing business any easier by offering English translations and services.  There is no press 1 for English, or 2 to continue in French.</p>
<p>I remember about a year ago, Nancy Pelosi tried to push through a bill forcing businesses to hire an applicant even if they can't speak any English after an immigrant filed a lawsuit against the public library system when he wasn't hired because he could not speak the language.  The job entailed direct costumer interaction, which would make it difficult for the person to fully perform the required duties.</p>
<p>Asking that people who want to become American citizens learn the common national language is not discriminatory, it is common sense.</p> <p>notthatpopular</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Women who look like men who look like old lesbians.</p>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans#c5535463">Lizawithazee</A>: Like I always say, there's no "I see!" in offal.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Bell County</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Where would we send <I>her?</I> Fuck, where would we send <I>Brooklyn?</I></P> <p><a href="n/a">nightwatchman_flamekeeper</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Ahh, this is so very reminiscent from that sweet lady who wrote a sign for Mitt Romney that stated, "No to Obama Osama and Chelsea's Moma."</P> <p>JinxyMcDeath</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Make English America's Offal Language</p> <p><a href="n/a">Lizawithazee</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Priceless!</P> <p><a href="n/a">busyness</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5007897/lurn-to-speek-english-morans#c5535435">spinachdip</A>: And it would add to the daily hilarity, too!</P> <p>LeGagneur</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I wish they'd make Engrish the official language. Would make my life a hell of a lot easier.</p> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">spinachdip</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Every damn time they mizpell something. You'd think they'd lern to find someone to proof read these little rallys.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Shadowy Figure</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Which America? North or South?</p> <p>tonashideska</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>F7. F7. For the love of Gawd, F7.</p> <p>bangbangbonnie</p>]]></description>
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