<![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> @Hamud Ibn Hamud:

neither, actually. I just like the dude.

cyanidecygnet

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> @cyanidecygnet:

Either you're one of those Bertelsmann designed and manufactured autobahn-worthy young editors, or your main squeeze is one.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> @Lazy Susan: He's an Archon. Way outside of these little squabbles.

Olson I don't know, but SHE did a pretty good job. I wouldn't have wanted to work for her, but she did well.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> @Hamud Ibn Hamud:

Well, if you don't work in publishing, you obviously toil in the fields of law, or investment banking, or real estate brokerage, or film production, or [substitute competitive, superficially prestigious industry of your choice]....

I also enjoy your posts.

Seeräuber Jenny

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> Nick Denton: respectfully disagreed. Olson is no philistine. He reads over 300 books a year. the guy is smart and brilliant. In my few encounters with him, he was charming and seemed quite kind. he told interns at one point that Jennifer Connelly isn't as pretty in person. candid, and a nice man. I'm sorry to see him go.

cyanidecygnet

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> @BeRightBack: He's Uriel, right? In charge of Poetry, Wrestling and The End Of The World As We Know It...

Lazy Susan

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> @BeRightBack:
Indeed!

BabyJewn

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> @BabyJewn: He is an arch angel.

BeRightBack

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> @Hamud Ibn Hamud:
Tee-hee. Anyway, whatever you are, I think you are hilarious (and scary!).

BabyJewn

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> @BabyJewn:

This sounds like a very indirect way of asking if I personally ever scattered brick dust and powdered sulfur outside Olson's office door, or if I ever filched some seemingly innocuous thing of his, like fingernail clippings or a handkerchief.

Since I obviously know nothing about the dark arts, I don't know why you got the impression that I worked in publishing.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> i didn't know her back in the day but i remember when mentioning her name could start a knife fight

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> @Hamud Ibn Hamud: What you said.

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> Candice was still attempting another natural pregnancy at the age of 50.

I can't image what mental contortions of the word "natural" she had to do to convince herself of that.

descend

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> @Hamud Ibn Hamud:
I'm always so fascinated by your posts. And most of them leave me laughing my ass off. Are you in publishing? You don't have to answer of course.....

BabyJewn

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> Wow, there is no smile in that smile. She looks like she's about to chomp on some prey.

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> "''There are so many people here that I've fired that we could have a reunion.''

I can read only a little bit of this stuff at a time.

There are so many things about Olson that are repulsive.

When he was still riding high, he managed to portray what he was doing as a matter of bringing basic fiscal responsibility to bear on fey elitist literary types who knew nothing about the real world.

While in reality he was a very wealthy and powerful man blithely destroying the lives and careers of many brilliant people who never had much in terms of money or power.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> Ha, Krucoff used to work under Candice in the late 1990s.
[gawker.com]

Nick Denton

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> She's described in one of those articles as "Cher's smart sister." Idk, I'm thinking more the Toos in 15 years.

goodgodno

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> He shoulda married the other Candice Olson. She's making bank.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> Wasn't Candice Olsen also the one who sat her kids on the couch so they could watch her do her cardio? And that this counted as "quality time"? But that still might have made her the best mommy on Park Avenue.

GollyG

]]> <![CDATA[How 'Best Mommy Of Park Avenue' Secured More Quality Time With Random House Hubby]]> Floating down the East River right now there are dozens of odd little handmade dolls that have bits of rotten meat sewn into the space where their "lungs" should be.

Hamud Ibn Hamud

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