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Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Thu, 08 May 2008 09:24:33 EDT

@Zorica: sweet!@Ryan Tate: Ryan, I love your work! I blame my ornery midweek madness on sleep deprivation. Digging through wave after crashing wave and powerful undertows of Hillary stuff would drown a mere mortal. I salute you for only passing out for a few moments.

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 08 May 2008 08:45:57 EDT

@Zorica: you are very very very brave

i have gotten a taste of 5yo eyeball rolling oh mom and it was brutal

the barbie movie had her as an investigative reporter at her school and a main plot device was a long disquisition on the nature of popularity, mean girls and etc

(should not have rented for a 5 yo)

5 yo asked 2 days later, am i popular?

and i said, sweetie, there's mean popular and there's nice popular and u r the niceset sweetest sweetest sweetest popular

of course there are already 5 yo mean girls

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Zorica — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:53:15 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: Oh he definitely is. I may not have gone for the bad boys, but the unattainable? Achilles, you're up.

Just when I was comfortable disdaining children's culture, something has to go and prove me close-minded. Gah. This keeps happening. I need a mind crowbar. And now I kind of want to see the Barbie movie. Who was parched? And why?

5 is a great age. 9-11, for girls, is super special and I'll say they are my official favorite, but 5-6 is, for two or three hours a week, utter perfection. Teenagers can all go jump in the lake. Which is why Fate has decided this summer I'm only going to get to work with them. WHY GOD WHY

Zorica

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:50:22 EDT

@Zorica: mr mistofoles ... yes, but do u think he is geigh?

ur vocab skillz r pretty awesum

more 5 yr old: mom, could you being me a drink? i'm 'parched'

me: parched? where did u learn that word?

5yo: from the barbie movie

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:44:40 EDT

@BeRightBack: very kind of you

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:43:38 EDT

who loves u

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

belltolls — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:33:09 EDT

@Ryan Tate: It was superb. No snark.

belltolls

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Ryan Tate — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:31:39 EDT

@BalknChain: I'm always scared it's Jason Preston.

Ryan Tate

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Ryan Tate — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:29:43 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: Woah. STEAMY. (Sorry, had to.)

Ryan Tate

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BeRightBack — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:27:28 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart:

Time, tide and trolley wait for no man!

BeRightBack

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Zorica — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:25:57 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: Your little one and I would probably get along. She could teach me some of her awesome vocab skills. When I read your comment I was like, "YES! Delicate! It's purrfect." When I was her age (I know this is true even though I don't know how old she is, because this sentence could also read, "Any year in my life before my senior year of high school . . .") the best I could have done would have been "pretty." And really, I was lucky to get that far. Mostly what I could come up with was "white."

And I always got the ick from Rum Tum Tugger. Mr. Mistofeles, now, I had a HUGE crush on him. He saves the day! And does magic! And is an excellent dancer. And wears a tuxedo.

Zorica

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:18:43 EDT

@Ryan Tate: here you go

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Ryan Tate — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:16:04 EDT

@BalknChain: And Wednesday night is more raucous than Sunday night. Way more. Noted for future reference.

I am pro happy posts. But I have to find them amid waves and waves of Hillary stuff tonight.

Good thing you guys rang my alarm bell. I was passed out/asleep there for a few. YET AGAIN!!

Ryan Tate

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:15:12 EDT

no cashmere allergy sweetie xxoo

Un Chien Andalou

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:13:56 EDT

@BalknChain: @Zorica:

Un Chien Andalou

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:13:09 EDT

@belltolls: like the alarms at the old fire houses waking up the sleeping horses who pulled the water wagon

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:12:25 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: make it a cashmere hermes wrap

nite nite

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Ryan Tate — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:11:46 EDT

@belltolls: Woah, thanks. But when will the New Yorker ever publish a grossly overwrought essay like that again?? (Cough)

Ryan Tate

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:11:05 EDT

@Zorica: we have it on dvd, as it is far preferable to disney princess crap, and the little one refers to the white cat as "the delicate cat"

i am endlessly happy that she will has not come to regard rum tum tigger as the unattainable bad boy, and, instead, rejects him as "that bad cat"

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:10:53 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart:don't get me goig on the whole wrap you in a flag, wrap you in a Hermes scarf fantasy. Hilda,

Un Chien Andalou

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:09:35 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: yes to all. zzzzzzz.

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Zorica — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:09:16 EDT

@BalknChain: That white cat is sexxxy! She reminds me of the white cat of my dreeemzzzz (skip to 1:49 for her solo):

I spent a large portion of my childhood in white tights with the white tie-back from my bedroom curtains pinned to my ass a la tail, aspiring to the greatness of The White Cat.

Zorica

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Un Chien Andalou — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:07:01 EDT

@if_i_only_had_a_heart:
how do I know this stuff, like single needle tailoring or fake coach bags. I'm straight and could survive on Canal Street or under it, go figure.

Still want a poster of chelsea at each campus in same outfit poster. "After, Chelsea and I are going foxhunting, then we'll discuss Sartre and the irrational exhuberance of jenna's and henry's altar and the davros question, then shop sheets by thread count.

Hope no one is listening to me tonight, friggin pollen.

Un Chien Andalou

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

if_i_only_had_a_heart — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:00:03 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: i saw someone today wearing one of those hermes belt watchband watches, and i asked myself how the hell did i know that's what it was

what a world

if_i_only_had_a_heart

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Un Chien Andalou — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:56:39 EDT

or a Hermes scarf

Un Chien Andalou

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BeRightBack — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:48:04 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: Whoa.

BeRightBack

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Un Chien Andalou — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:42:52 EDT

anyone have any chelsea posters?

Un Chien Andalou

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Un Chien Andalou — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:41:29 EDT

when hillary dons the pink suit it is over.

mark my words, a pink suit.

Un Chien Andalou

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:32:37 EDT

@Zorica: oh, that was wonderful!! May I suggest..

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

HiredGoons — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:29:09 EDT

Can somebody make a stoic portrait of Hillary out of these pictures? I would, but I don't wanna.

HiredGoons

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Zorica — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:27:31 EDT

@BalknChain: I didn't know Ian wore thongs. I would have pegged him for girl-boxers, maybe, or perhaps french-cut. I guess I don't pay enough attention.

When I'm in the mood for throwback, a gator/hippo ballet usually hits the spot.

Zorica

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:22:54 EDT

@Un Chien Andalou: ??? oofah..

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:21:09 EDT

@Word salad: right

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Un Chien Andalou — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:16:37 EDT

hillary's last campaign song

Un Chien Andalou

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Un Chien Andalou — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:14:30 EDT

Un Chien Andalou

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Un Chien Andalou — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:11:47 EDT

this polygamous lifestyle ain't what it used to be.

Un Chien Andalou

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

WordSalad — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:10:20 EDT

@BalknChain: Mood music, but disregard the last scene.

WordSalad

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:04:27 EDT

@Word salad: oh, nice, thanks

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

WordSalad — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:00:19 EDT

@BalknChain:

WordSalad

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:00:16 EDT

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:57:45 EDT

Good times

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:53:16 EDT

@HiredGoons: We just play spin the dictionary at night so Gawker thinks we're smart.@belltolls: ding! Does Ryan answer the phone at 3AM?

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Helman — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:53:12 EDT

Fuck Drudge. Let her go down with some dignity.

Helman

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

belltolls — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:51:06 EDT

@BalknChain: It does get cozy at night. I like to think that a little bell goes off on Ryan's computer when someone comments-- and it wakes him up. I like to set my alarm for like 3:00am and get up and make some silly comment just to wake him up.

belltolls

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

HiredGoons — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:49:36 EDT

I'm glad the level of discourse has been elevated.

HiredGoons

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

WordSalad — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:47:12 EDT

@In Other News...: I immediately thought of you changing your profile photo again when I saw this. It has that Bindi thing going on.

WordSalad

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:46:14 EDT

@BalknChain: are done you vacuous skin blob

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:45:26 EDT

@belltolls: See, that what friends are for. I feel like 4000lbs and an elevated Ford Excursion have been lifted from my shoulders since finals and the last of my homework is done. So, whaddya wearing? Whatcha want to talk about? I am all worked up now trying to relax as I listen to Embrace on Pandora. Guess we'll just have to hijack the thread from Ryan.

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

belltolls — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:34:43 EDT

@BalknChain: You are right. I was judging. Now I am laughing. Hard.

belltolls

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:32:03 EDT

Ryan, why don't you just tel us what YOU want. Yes, in these late hours it is more intimate and relaxed. I tend to misbehave even more.@MisterHippity: hey, your poetry just floors me

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:30:47 EDT

@belltolls: now who's sucking up? Better throw in a bribe.

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:29:51 EDT

@belltolls: Oh please! I was coming on to Ryan long before Ian. And I did not say who the thong belonged to, uh huh, yeah.@Ryan Tate: One Spiegelman is plenty to fill my Ian quotient. Face it, we click away on the "happy posts" like a bunch of spaz cases which in turn translates into bucks for you!

BalknChain

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

belltolls — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:28:11 EDT

@Ryan Tate: As long as you are taking requests; more think pieces posted around 1:00am PDT like "Let's Ruin History, The Margaret Seltzer Way." That was amazing. Yes, there were only three of us awake but it turned some pageviews and it was grand reading.

belltolls

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

MisterHippity — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:28:06 EDT

Actually, one of those pictures is Iggy Pop.

But — which one?

Ladies and gentleman, get ready for another exciting game of ...

Where's Iggy?

MisterHippity

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

LeGagneur — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:20:49 EDT

This reminds me of my mischievous days:

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LeGagneur

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

sqwodaydc — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:13:32 EDT

@spinachdip: but you will have martin prince to kick around.

sqwodaydc

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

belltolls — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:09:14 EDT

@BalknChain: Geez Balkn. Coming on to the night editor? I thought you were a married woman? If Spiegs gets a hold of this he will be on the horn to Richard Johnson or at least his whole neighborhood.

belltolls

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

Ryan Tate — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:04:07 EDT

@BalknChain: Ha ha, you're trying to turn me into Spiegelman! Of course I agree. Not quite late enough yet though.

Ryan Tate

Drudge Unloads Collection Of Horrifying Clinton Photos

BalknChain — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:01:48 EDT

Ryan, we need some childhood throwback fun. Like cartoons. And toys. Like Crambone from Tom and Jerry. And a Garbage Pail Kid card trading session. And maybe a pillow fight. I need the laughs. Come on, you know you want to. I'd throw in a thong for incentive, but you already think I'm stalking you.
xoxo

BalknChain