World's Sanest Family Seeks New Thetan - Gawker Comments

World's Sanest Family Seeks New Thetan

Tammany_Fall — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:09:31 EDT

@NinaHagen: Seems that Stepford has updated their software.

Tammany_Fall

World's Sanest Family Seeks New Thetan

NinaHagen — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:53:15 EDT

@SarahHeartburn: SO sick of the bob - and the plastic/fantastic face.

NinaHagen

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Sarcastro — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:31:59 EDT

What woman doesn't want a spouse who can giver her oral pleasure* while both are standing up?

*if Xenuologists do that sort of thing

Sarcastro

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SheWalkedWithAZombie — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:24:52 EDT

@I Don't Get It: nice.

SheWalkedWithAZombie

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SarahHeartburn — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:23:49 EDT

@NinaHagen: Worse, it looks like Posh has been doing her hair and makeup.

SarahHeartburn

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NinaHagen — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:16:35 EDT

@Koreanish: My God, he's got a chain around her tit - some help her...

NinaHagen

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fiveinchtaint — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:15:58 EDT

@Buzz Killington: His dumping was inevitable. Spacehog had one crap single in 1995. Liv has been living the poor sod's version of Gwyneth's life. That's embarrassing. I'm sure her publicist is blowing a lot of coke in celebration.

fiveinchtaint

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Koreanish — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:12:50 EDT

@NinaHagen: @mitchel_stevens: I think Xenu is inside her right there. Right there!!!

Koreanish

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mitchel_stevens — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:07:47 EDT

@Koreanish:
she's clearly seen the goods.

mitchel_stevens

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NinaHagen — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:07:44 EDT

@Koreanish: She ran into the door on the spaceship.

NinaHagen

World's Sanest Family Seeks New Thetan

Koreanish — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:03:50 EDT

What's up with Crazy-Eyes Holmes?

Koreanish

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SarahHeartburn — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:44:39 EDT

@EvidenceOfAbsence: Aplomb Ruse.

SarahHeartburn

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EvidenceOfAbsence — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:55:33 EDT

@SarahHeartburn: But can I get away with saying Blue's Clues instead of Tom Cruise?

Booze cruise? Marital ruse? Xe-nus?

EvidenceOfAbsence

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Bell County — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:46:42 EDT

Ideal birthing conditions for Tom:
1. No music or other distractions.
2. The mother does not make any vocal noises or sudden movements.
3. The mother smiles gratefully, does not break eye contact.
4. Instead of a baby, the mother has a penis.
5. Xenu brings cigars!

Bell County

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I Don't Get It — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:44:13 EDT

@SarahHeartburn: Too many spears is bad. It can make one wallace and gromit.

I Don't Get It

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I Don't Get It — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:39:38 EDT

Royston refused to learn Elvish. It was bound to fail.

I Don't Get It

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Paladin — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:33:51 EDT

But he burned that spliff on purpose.

Paladin

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Buzz Killington — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:00:02 EDT

Royston Langdon is a pretty awesome name, actually.

Buzz Killington

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SarahHeartburn — Fri, 09 May 2008 06:49:36 EDT

Cockney rhyming slang, Spears to beers...

[en.wikipedia.org]

SarahHeartburn