<![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work - Gawker Comments]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @Swifter:

@Hez:

@jackvinyl:

@NinaHagen:

The future is all about Pike. Get Piked!

@mitchel_stevens: I wanna be someone's "rider".

ian spiegelman

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> I, for one, welcome my future Ray Kurtzweil wet-dream life.

Except for the whole only having 36mb storage in my head from Gibson thing. I think we've got at least a 4gig limit.

but mainly, for porn. as always.

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @Swifter: @NinaHagen: @jackvinyl: Agreed! Let's all get Piked!

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @jackvinyl: Damn, I'm coming over!

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> Hi compu-3.0, it's a nice Sunday afternoon & my Mother's Day responsibilities are achieved - what do I do with the rest of my day?

beep-boop, smoke weed and watch Caddyshack, boop.

Damn, you give good web.

jackvinyl

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @moff: So Web 3.0 will provide the beer? I'm cool with that.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> Close the pod bay doors, HAL.

crazedsage

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> I do not want to be in the Uncanny Valley, having a knife fight with my browser. How is it possible that the same people who watch Battlestar will without any irony try to make computer programs that "assist"?

Koreanish

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> Guess I won't have to worry since I'm still running Panther on a PowerBook. (I'd still rather buy burritos and art books then upgrade.)

Shadowy Figure

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @ByTheWhiskersOfKurviTasch: The Singularity is going to be one constant Friday evening in suburban Detroit.

You chilled my very soul with that one, sir or madam. Please have mercy.

skahammer

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @Lymed: That's what I'm sayin' yo!

BlissSister

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @valarmorghulis: I recommend (as I usually do, for anything) a steady diet of beer. That should provide the "all I did was sit down, and my ass dropped out from beneath me" feeling you're looking for.

If history is any indicator, the first thing Web 3.0 is gonna tackle will be a workable Casual Encounters. Something like this (EXCEPT WITHOUT THE SAD GIRLS):


+ Watch video

("How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in.")

moff

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @belltolls: @belltolls:

exactly right on all counts

if_i_only_had_a_heart

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> Glad we're still keeping the advancements of planet-wide network intelligence focused on telling me to go to Applebees and see What Happens In Vegas. The Singularity is going to be one constant Friday evening in suburban Detroit.

ByTheWhiskersOfKurviTasch

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @moff: Maybe web 3.0 is how you'll learn that she also likes girls.

Lymed: less than one week left

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> Yes - thanks for Captain Pike!

NinaHagen

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @moff: I don't want to give up throne time. jesus, what would I do with my day? I want to give up throne effort.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @Lymed: Yeah, it's gonna be uncomfortable when the lady and I ask our shared browser to come up with something we can watch together when we're feeling a little frisky. 'Cause she is way into dudes.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @valarmorghulis: Never. If there's one worldly pleasure I'm not going to give up, it's throne-time.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> Porn aficionados beware. There will be some very awkawrd moments when spouses borrow computers and search for eating out.

Lymed: less than one week left

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> Will Web 3.0 poop for me? because sometimes I'm on the road, and it'd be awesome to open my intervoicenet, and ask it to poop for me.

valarmorghulis

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> You need a better incentive structure for me to surrender the information necessary for such a system to be effective.

I don't think there IS a 3.0. I think we're at a stage on the S-curve where changes/improvements to the internet will be incremental at best. The great wave of innovation is over.

Onto the next frontier.

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> @VoxPopuli: Outlook not so good.

EleanorRigby

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> For example: Yesterday I was rabid for crabcakes and avocado salad. Today not so much.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]>

This is basically how the MacGuffin-ish intelligent search engine works in Akihabara@DEEP, [[www.amazon.co.jp]], a Japanese novel that came out in 2004. It didn't sound like an incredibly interesting development then, either, even though the book was pretty sure this kind of application for AI would revolutionize everything. The neat thing about the internet is the ability to bump into things that you wouldn't otherwise - why would robbing me of the unexpected please me? Or rather, why would I want it to?

BeRightBack

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> This is terrible. It'll render the Magic 8 Ball obsolete. Then what will become of the kitsch industry?

VoxPopuli

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> I will wait until Web 4.0 comes out. That will be where the computers and the internet actually work well on a fairly regular basis.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[How Web 3.0 Will Work]]> Spiegelman, the photo is genius.

Swifter

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