The keen-eyed balk-hunters at Barstool Sports noticed an extremely illegal move taking place during yesterday's Yankees-Angels game and uploaded it to YouTube for posterity.

Under the mistaken impression that no one was watching, one handsy Yankees fan decided to, um, steal second base from the passed out lady beside him.

Does the possibility that she's his girlfriend make it okay? And what about the guy in the top-right of the screen getting a handjob? What the Hell is going on at Yankee Stadium?

Please advise.

[H/T: HyperVocal]