Yelp User Posts Negative Review of Health Spa, Owner Calls Him a Perv

A disappointed customer who decided to inform the world of his negative experience at a Philadelphia health spa took his review to Yelp, where he gave the business two stars and a "meh."

But Restore Bodywork & Reflexology felt user "Carlo M." had inadvertently omitted several details in his evaluation of the facility's massage services, and decided the least they could do after denying him a happy ending was finish his review for him.

The jury is still out on whether "PervGuard" is a real thing (Google suggests it is not), but, either way, don't ask your massage therapist for a sexual favor unless you're certain they won't say no and/or call you out on it when you negatively review them on Yelp.

[H/T: Reddit, screengrab via Yelp]