Director John Waters when asked whom he'd hex (Michael Jackson-style): "I'd never give my enemies the satisfaction of acknowledging them in print. But I'll tell you a hex that works: When the person you loathe leaves the room, lick their chair. Something awful will happen." Thanks, John. Now if you'll excuse me, Britney Spears just left the room, and I have to go pull the splinters out of my tongue.
Curses! [NY Mag]