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Since you can't actually read Page Six just yet, we find the following particularly pertinent:

NYP Holdings Inc. v. Mario Lavandeira
5/2/2005 05 CV-4305
Trademark infringement and unfair competition arising from defendant's unlawful use of plaintiff's trademark "Page Six." Plaintiff claims that defendant registered and operates the domain name "www.pagesixsixsix.com" for a gossip website which directly competes with plaintiff's "Page Six" gossip column.

Given our suspicions about Mario's PageSixSixSix connection to Star, we have to wonder if this might result in some sort of Richard Johnson/Bonnie Fuller mud-wrestling match. One can only hope.

After the jump, we've got the docket in all its sexy glory.

Southern District of New York (Foley Square)
CIVIL DOCKET FOR CASE #: 1:05-cv-04305-RJH

NYP Holdings, Inc. v. LaVandeira
Assigned to: Richard J. Holwell
Cause: 15:1114 Trademark Infringement
Date Filed: 05/02/2005
Jury Demand: None
Nature of Suit: 840 Trademark
Jurisdiction: Federal Question

Plaintiff
NYP Holdings, Inc.
represented by Dale Margaret Cendali
O'Melveny & Myers LLP
Seven Times Square
New York, NY 10036
LEAD ATTORNEY
ATTORNEY TO BE NOTICED

V.
Defendant
Mario LaVandeira

Date Filed

# Docket Text
05/02/2005
1 COMPLAINT against Mario LaVandeira. (Filing Fee $ 250.00, Receipt Number 542129)
Document filed by NYP Holdings, Inc..(jbe, ) (Entered: 05/03/2005)

05/02/2005
Case Designated ECF. (jbe, ) (Entered: 05/03/2005)

05/02/2005
Magistrate Judge Andrew J. Peck is so designated. (jbe, ) (Entered: 05/03/2005)

05/02/2005
SUMMONS ISSUED as to Mario LaVandeira. (jbe, ) (Entered: 05/03/2005)

05/02/2005
2 RULE 7.1 DISCLOSURE STATEMENT. Document filed by NYP Holdings, Inc..(jbe, ) (Entered: 05/03/2005)