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God bless the publicity-whoring geniuses at, who are collecting curiosities (a grilled cheese Virgin Mary, a Lincoln french fry, and a woman with low self-esteem) at a rate that would make an Elephant-Man-bones-era Michael Jackson obsessively bleach himself to rid his face of any envy-green. They've now added Britney Spears' "alleged" pregnancy test to their promotional menagerie for a mere five grand. In the event of her inevitable divorce from background-househusbanding partner Kevin Federline, we think the casino's got favorable odds to buy his half of the baby for less than $20K.