Finally an answer to the question, who would possibly spend the night in Rockefeller Center to watch on the Jumbotron as the IOC votes in Singapore? Apparently, Jake Duhaime, who is wearing at least five Olympics logos in his Times photo, and who seems despondent over New York's loss. And who's also, it's worth noting, not from New York.
Tell you what, young Jake: You put together a bid for Mansfield, Mass. — which will cost your tax dollars, and will overload your police department, will create unimaginable traffic jams, and will fill your city with fanny-packed, infrequently showered European tourists — you do that, and we'll totally support your effort.