With a jackpot hitting upwards of $1.5 billion, tonight’s Powerball drawing is the single biggest jackpot ever to grace these United States. And considering the stock market is going to shit, we could all use a little extra cash. Too bad we won’t be getting it!
This evening, there is a one in 292.2 million chance that you’ll be holding those lucky, life-changing numbers (maybe a little lower for Jeb). But odds that small can be hard to wrap your head around. So to help you see just how screwed you really are, we’ve rounded up a bit of context for you.
Here’s a list things more likely to happen to you than waking up tomorrow filthy rich:
So good luck tonight, kids—not that it’ll do you any good.