On top of all the other shit in the world, news broke at the end of last week that truly left us crying into our gin and tonics all weekend: Rush Limbaugh is coming to New York.
He's doing a live show from here, with Sean Hannity opening for him.
And it gets worse: He's doing it in a Broadway theater.
That's right, that epicenter of New York cosmopolitan liberalism, the hallowed Great White Way held sacred by Jews and gays alike, will be invaded by Limbaugh and — even scarier — his dittoheads.
Actually, we feel a little bad for Rush, who we wonder if was perhaps misinformed. Does he know there's not much drug dealing in Times Square anymore?