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Virgin Mobile has launched its holiday ad campaign, quasi-humorously titled Chrismahanukwanzakah. In one commercial, we see several "holiday minorities" (Hindu Santa, Buddhist Cowboy, and Jews) conducting a telethon; also working the phones is the somewhat frightening Gay Elf, pictured above.

Here on Fag Island, we totally forgot Gay Elves were minorities.

Happy Holidays From Virgin [Fish Drink Water]