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Eliot Spitzer paid for a lady, and astrologists are already offering unsolicited advice. Did you know he's a Gemini? You know what that means...

"At the moment Spitzer is going through a Saturn/Pluto double whammy. Transiting Saturn (pressure and challenges) is aspecting Pluto in his chart (endings and rebirth), and transiting Pluto is aspecting Saturn in his chart. This is a time of change, and it doesn't help that the lunar eclipse of February 20 was in exact aspect to Spitzer's Pluto... this period, though difficult, will result in a deep and lasting personal growth."

See? It's all going to be OK; his horoscope said so.
Charting the Fall [National Ledger]