Are you a single parent of any or every race with an adorable little kid and a fierce hunger for "change"? Senator Barack Obama wants you. Well, either he does or some creepy Internet stalker wants to lure you to a shady, sparsely populated location.

If this is for real-and not would-be-fertilzer-bait-WTF? Aren't Obama's peachy-preachy young supporters the most cyber-savvy voting block in the history of everything? What are they doing trolling that scary-ass old site? Remember: There are no victims, only volunteers. [ craigslist]