Ha ha, while everyone was distracted by the Olympics in China, American cultural imperialists were busy spreading their crap culture throughout the European countryside. A Swiss museum hosted an installation called "Complex Shit" by U.S. artist Paul McCarthy (pictured), keeping it in the garden, because where else are you going to put a house-sized inflatable dog turd? But museum officials apparently didn't know how to keep their shit in check, so the poo escaped and went on a rampage:
The wind carried it 200 metres (yards) from the Paul Klee Centre in Berne... bringing down a power line and breaking a greenhouse window before it landed again... in the grounds of a children's home, said museum director Juri Steiner.
The inflatable turd broke the window at the children's home when it blew away on the night of July 31, Steiner said. The art work has a safety system which normally makes it deflate when there is a storm, but this did not work when it blew away.
That's some destructive shit.