The holiday season gives an ever-scrutinized media elite the one true liberation: That feeling no one's really watching! The madness descends in this clip from Fox and Friends:

  • A beautiful thing waiting in the green room — but is it a Hooters waitress in full short-shorts uniform, or just poinsettia?
  • The Hooters girl's teleprompter delivery is maddeningly affectless.
  • The female anchor, getting repeatedly poked by her male cohosts, starts mumbling in the middle of a segment on selling unwanted items on eBay.

But it's the holidays! No one cares!