Kanye West is planning a puppet show, but he's been beaten to the punch—drowsy, dancing teenage rapper Soulja Boy has just launched an online cartoon show starring Alfonso Riberio. Hip hop is magic:

If Ice-T doesn't at least make an appearance on South Park this month he totally loses. [SouljaBoyTellem.com] [I don't care what you think of Soulja Boy, this intro song is at least better than the Fresh Prince's.]