On American TV's The Office, the writers all decided Ed Helm's fratty douchebag character Andy is a Cornell grad, making it officially The Funniest Ivy League School to Brag About Having Graduated From (sorry, Brown—you had your moment). And so here is Keith in a goofy, shrill argument with a goofy, shrill comedienne about how she went to the real Cornell and he went to the Cornell with, uh, farmers or something?
Keith didn't go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell. ... Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1 applicants).
And here's Keith's amazing response:
So... there you are. Then Keith sang "Lovefool."
Meanwhile, Rhodes Scholar Rachel Maddow did an hour of news and analysis and opinion and interviews on current events, politics, and foreign affairs.