America's favorite bad comedian Jimmy Fallon was kicked out of a pizza place yesterday! And not only that: one of our tipsters tells us the scene degenerated into a fistfight. Protect Jimmy!

We received this tip a little after 6:30 yesterday evening—which was before Fallon started Twittering about his ejection from the pizza place, Posto:

Just had my dining experience at Posto enhanced by the sight of JIMMY FALLON getting kicked out on his skinny butt...a nice little fistfight ensued...better call the makeup dept in early on Monday!

But: it's nice to see that Jimmy is filling the NY Media Personality Pugilist void created by the death of Steve Dunleavy.

Bottoms up!

What sort of monster could punch Jimmy Fallon right in his smug, snickering face? The hardly-amusing talk show host's own, be-twitted explanation was rather more prosaic:

# actually asked to leave a pizza place today
about 13 hours ago from web

# Posto on 2nd (they also own Gruppo and Vezzo)
about 13 hours ago from web

# carb face carol rude to my 2 year old niece and an 11 month old (sleeping) because they heard i didnt like the pizza there.about 13 hours ago from web

# crazy.
about 13 hours ago from web

Blah blah blah, then he goes on and on about it. So was there really a fistfight, and if so, was Jimmy Fallon kicking some serious ass, or what? We must get to the bottom of this important issue. Just Twitter about it, Jimmy. You know you want to.