Remember Ted Haggard, the defrocked, gay-hating evangelical pastor who was busted having meth-fueled sex with a male prostitute, then allegedly cured himself of gayness? These days he's Twittering up a storm about American Idol!

Haggard, recently seen as the subject of an Alexandra Pelosi HBO documentary about his life after the scandal, is hosting a party tonight but can't wait to get home to watch Idol!

Now come on Ted, fess up—-you're probably on your phone texting in votes for Adam Lambert right now. He's dreamy! Hell, I'm straight but I'd totally fuck him.

Haggard Tweet via Ted Haggard's Twitter