Tonight was supposed to be Anderson Cooper's Big Fat Coming Out party (Allegedly!). Instead he's covering Michael Jackson's death for CNN, where he just shared a special memory—Partying at Studio 54 with Jacko when he was 10!

Cooper said that he went to Studio 54 with Jackson and a "bunch of people" when he was a 10 year-old child. He made no mention of whether or not his mother, octogenarian smut-peddler Gloria Vanderbilt, was one of those "bunch of people," so it's possible that Vanderbilt allowed Michael Jackson to take her 10 year-old son to what was New York City's most notorious den of drugs and sexual promiscuity without her.

I don't know whether I should feel jealous or outraged.