Here's a collection of children's books perfect for the child who's sleeping under the bed. Above: Betrugs-Lexikon, whose back-cover text translates literally as: "The World's Wagon and Plow Is only Train Lies and Fraud."* [via The Rumpus]

*We're going by Google Translate, so if there's some German idiom the borg doesn't know about, please post a better translation in comments.

UPDATE: We mis-read "Lug" ("lies") as "Zug" ("train").