Lady Gaga's former bassist wants his royalties. Sandra Bullock gets a divorce lawyer. Her husband's tattooed mistress loses a job for being a Nazi. Madonna leaves New York. Kate Gosselin can't dance. Tuesday's gossip is embarrassing itself in public.

  • Lady Gaga is getting sued by her ex-boyfriend for royalties he feels owed to him, and now her former bassist and the co-writer of "Disco Heaven" is coming forward asking for the money he feels he is owed as well. "I don't wanna sue anybody, it's really not my style," he told the Newark Star-Ledger. No, his style is to go crowing about it to the press hoping that someone comes to shut him up with a big fat check. Yes, that's so much classier. [NY Post]
  • Because of the "Jesse James is a cheater" scandal, both he and wifey Sandra Bullock are interviewing divorce attorneys and Bullock's friends are telling the press that the relationship is over. Bullock is taking a step back from promoting her Oscar-winning hit The Blind Side in Europe, and canceled an appearance in Germany. Without Sandra's star power, the Berlin premiere, scheduled for last night, was nixed. Looks like her blind side isn't helping The Blind Side. [TMZ, NY Post, People]
  • Another day and more bad news for Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, the tattooed lady that slept with Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James. First it was released that she spelled out "white power" with alphabet magnets on her refrigerator. Because of her love of Nazi's she was dumped as being the model for a line of clothing called Angry White Female. Say what? A line called Angry White Female dumped her for being an angry white female? That makes about as much sense as Joan Rivers getting fired from the Joan Rivers and QVC Presents Fake Diamonds Forever line. Also, if you name your clothing line Angry White Female, you don't have much room to be all self-righteous. [RadarOnline, P6]
  • Madonna loves New York. In fact, other cities make her feel like a dork. But she's headed back to England for six months this summer. Damn, how are we going to get good sightings of her and her baby Jesus running around town if they're all the way across the pond? Does Madonna even think about how this is affecting New Yorkers? How selfish! [NY Post]
  • Julia Roberts bought mango frozen yogurt! [P6]
  • The organizers of the Jazz in the Gardens festival in Miami are shocked that Mary J. Blige showed up and behaved like a diva. Um, there's a reason they call her a diva. It's not because she shakes hands, kisses babies, and shits rainbows. It's because she acts like a diva! [Gatecrasher]
  • Everyone, including your mom, agrees that Kate Gosselin sucked on Dancing with the Stars last night. [RadarOnline]
  • Famous LA party girl and "lesbian Casanova" Courtenay Semel is apparently dating men again after the death of her on-again-off-again girlfriend Casey Johnson this winter. The lucky man is Alex Quinn who she met on the set of Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive in 2005. We have a feeling that Courtenay will be back with the ladies once she is ready for love. [P6]
  • Gossip dowager Cindy Adams is hearing that CNN is going to give Anderson Cooper a nightly talk show with eclectic guests. We think she's just misinterpreting her dogs' barking again. [Oh Cindy]

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