According to this Today Show investigative piece, Seniors are being scammed by incarcerated crooks pretending to be their snot-nosed Grandchildren. Oh humanity!

Grandparents love nothing more than to stuff our birthday cards with the measly remnants of their life savings, bake us cookies (from SCRATCH) and bail us out of tight jams. So what if they don't know our voice from that of a convict who has murdered countless people? They don't deserve to be robbed blind!