New York's Scotland-themed "Dressed to Kilt" fashion show is our annual reminder that male celebrities have bodies significantly worse than their female peers. Whereas lady catwalkers are bronzed, buffed, and waxed, these men are a parade of pasty chicken-legs.
In the interest of fairness, let us view these men's exposed bodies and judge them harshly.*
When your father is Donald Trump, you should avoid unnatural hairstyles. Donald Trump, Jr. makes things easy for his haters.
No, Alan, you're supposed to get waxed before the show, not during it.
Kelly Bensimon understands the rules of celebrity. She could be naked and you wouldn't even know it—her skin is so sandblasted, firmed, lifted, tightened, and bronzed to a uniform hue of honey-roasted peanut that she is basically in a fancy suit of leather at all times. She feels sad for the male celebrities' blobby, flawed, all-too-human bodies, so she removed her shoes in solidarity.