Summer monster season has begun! This foot-long creature with a rats tail was found in a creek in Northern Ontario. Elders used to find them all the time, but this is the first Oomajinakoos to be found in forty years.
The elders used to see it a long time ago... No one has seen one for 40 years or so. The elders have a word for it: oomajinakoos. In English, it means ‘the ugly one.'
But then he also told the Star "It looks like an otter or a beaver." But it's really probably a monster. Whatever it is, let's keep it the hell away from America. We've already got enough monsters, thank you very much!