TMZ acquired an email allegedly showing Charlie Sheen hiring a hooker in Las Vegas. Gone are the days of Heidi Fleiss! New media has empowered men to find and hire hookers by themselves, on websites like CityVibe.com.
Here's how you, too, can hire a hooker, just like Charlie Sheen:
2. Choose a suitable mate. Write a complimentary email on the internet-enabled device of your choice. Like this:
Subject: Your Cityvibe Ad
From: Charlie Sheen <[redacted]@aol.com>
Date: Mon, January 10, 2011 8:37 am
U are fabulous!
I'm an A-list actor that you mite like to meet….. Ure fone is dead and out of service ….
Sent from my iPhone
Now, it's possible that the email TMZ posted was not actually sent to Sheen by a hooker. (Faking contact with Charlie Sheen must be a lucrative side industry for hookers.) But I like to imagine that, at any given moment or hour of the day, Charlie Sheen might be grinding his teeth at the end of an epic cocaine binge, browsing through online hooker listings the way normal people browse for books on Amazon.
May every internet hooker in America sleep easy tonight, knowing that tomorrow morning, if she's lucky, there just might be an email from an A-list celebrity she "mite like to meet" in her inbox. [TMZ]