At the Nets-Mavericks game, Kim Kardashian met Snooki. What did they talk about? By bribing an imaginary eavesdropper with a wizard hat of doubloons, we acquired an exclusive fictional transcript of the conversation.
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Kim: Sometimes you have to hail them, like a cab. Over here, paparazzi! Yoohoo!
Snooki: Don't break my concentration. I might accidentally slip into smile.
Guido: Maybe I should punch one of them. That'd get me on MTV, right?
Jonathan Cheban: Read my mind, dude.
Snooki: It's not working, Kim. Nobody is paying attention to us.
Kim: Don't worry, I've got one more trick up my sleeve. And by "up my sleeve"...