Today we heard the genuinely uplifting story of a handless boy who won a handwriting contest. Naturally this inspired our kind, loving commentariat to heap praise on the plucky young lad. Praise like this, from the following commenter.
I wept because I had no gloves, until I met a boy who had no hands and had just won a handwriting contest. Then I was like, "Yeah, but let's see you type. Not so smug now, are you? Buy me some gloves."
You're all jerks.