Exciting news, Madofficionados! Yet another chance to own a piece of America's little Ponzi-schemin' dumpling is soon upon us. 58 lots from Bernard Madoff's personal wine cellar — hand-selected, the auction house director tells the NY Post, by someone who was "clearly not a connoisseur" — will hit the auction block next week.

Among the meager offerings, a "selection of 2-ounce bottles of Smirnoff vodka, Bombay gin and Grand Marnier liqueur." Presale estimate: $10 to $20. Knowledge that proceeds from your purchase of a "Madoff's Own" Long Island Iced Tea Kit will go directly to the victims of his $65 billion bunco game? Well, not quite priceless, but every little bit helps. [NY Post, photo via AP]