So this, this is what a web video for a presidential campaign with no money looks like: Get out the video camera, Metro over to the Federal Reserve for a couple of exterior shots, Metro back to some closet you rent out as an office, and babble about a Federal Reserve audit that already has plenty of support in Congress with or without a once-in-a-century intellectual force like Newt Gingrich as the driving force behind it.

"Who got the money?" asks our hero-speaker from the 1990s, Gingrich. You've got to assume that he's just jealous he doesn't have his own money printer. Maybe it would be a good idea to give him one! It could be the silver bullet that finally returns consumption spending to pre-apocalyptic levels.