There once was a Rep named Hinkle,
Who did more with his dick than just tinkle.
He called up young Kameryn
To give him a hammerin'.
Now his wife wants to cut it off with a Henkel.
A pol had a deviant habit
but didn't think any should have it.
So he slipped, and—bad luck!—
he got screwed though not fucked
but the bitch didn't need to go blab it.
I know of a rep on the downlow
Who made a big anti-gay show
He may hate the queers
(Having been one for years)
But his secret's now all over town though
And more! Meaning, write more.