For those who missed it (or don't have any gays in their Facebook feed to post it), a video of Madonna rolling her eyes at a gift of hydrangeas went viral last week. She responds to the controversy with a new film, and it's her best work since Like a Virgin.

Just watch it. It's classic Madonna in that old-school "Blond Ambition" way that was fun and mean and uppity and honest and awesome. I'd rather watch this on a loop for two hours than her supposedly shitty new movie W.E. any day. But which will go down in camp history, this video or the phrase "I absolutely loathe hydrangeas."