We don't mean to be rude, but: who is this guy on The X Factor "world premiere screening" red carpet? And what has he done with Simon Cowell?

It's not just us, right? The notoriously vain former American Idol judge has almost certainly had botox injections—if not full-on surgery—before. But he seems to have gone, uh, a little over the top in anticipation of the new talent show and ended up with Kidman's Syndrome.

[all images via AP]