All of you Goldman Sachs employees who are schizophrenic suffering from [personality-affective mental disorder] and therefore thought that you'd go on down to Zucotti Park and protest yourself: your employer would rather that you not. John Carney reports:

Supervisors and co-workers [at Goldman Sachs] have said that they should stay out of the park. The reasons vary. Some say it is unsafe - although there are plenty of people who look like they work in Wall Street jobs around the protest every day. Others say that it could "endanger your career."

Quit your fucking job, then go Occupy Wall Street. This all makes perfect sense.

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