BOVGOP, Buy One Vasectomy Get One Pizza, is the new BOGO. In festive March Madness spirit, Urology Associates of Cape Cod in Hyannis are offering one free pizza with every vasectomy performed.

"Schedule your vasectomy and then settle in on the couch for some basketball!" suggests the commercial. Now wait a minute, you might ask yourself if you were man contemplating painful, possibly permanent sterilization, all I get is a pizza? Ohh, it comes with one topping? Sold. "Maybe you can put some meatballs on it," administrator Evan Cohen offers. Winky face, dick jokes!

[Via Cape Cod Times]