Uh oh. Haley Barbour is writing slash fic again! The ex-Mississippi governor, who is totally not racist, recently expressed his wish for New Jersey governor Chris Christie to poke the president of the United States, in the butt area:

Barbour offered a brief assessment of the Republican National Convention. "While I would love for [Chris] Christie to put a hot poker to Obama's butt," said Barbour of the RNC keynote speaker, "I thought he did what he was supposed to do."

Obviously, we don't think Haley Barbour is suggesting that a white guy brand the black president in a racist way. He's just saying, he wishes that he could watch Chris Christie take his long, steaming hot poker and place it firmly against Obama's ass.