Jon Hamm's penis went on a shopping trip to Barneys in New York last Friday, accompanied by Jon Hamm and his lovely girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt.
The penis, though tired from running through everyone's minds all day, seemed chipper, even eager to be seen, gamely posing for photos with Jon Hamm's chinos, muscular thighs, and even a few shy tourists who do not know it is considered déclassé to pester Jon Hamm's penis for photos when it is trying to have low-key Friday.
When asked by a paparazzo if it had any message for the fans, Jon Hamm's penis did a little dance and responded, "Never hide your shine under a blanket. Be honest. Be true. Be you."
A perfect day.