We can this close to never having to see Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in bed together, but, sadly, it was not to be.
The two sideshows got together last week and banged out their love scene for the fifth installment of Scary Movie, which, at this point, is scary for reasons entirely unrelated to its plot.
But, as The Playlist points out, the franchise "has grossed $429 million to date," so someone is watching this drek. And to that person I say, your taste in movies is bad and you should feel bad.
[H/T: Pop Culture Brain]