Behold: The cover for This Christmas, the upcoming joint holiday album from the reupholstered pods that once held the souls of former onscreen lovers John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. It looks like they're having a hot-cocoa-and-gift-wrapping party, how neat.
This is so anti-butch that I'm now convinced that Travolta is straight and just really, really comfortable with his sexuality. He isn't even trying at this point. It's gotta be that.
P.S. Barbra Streisand is guesting on this album.