Every year, the Golden Raspberry Awards asks movie viewers to pause for a moment and reflect on what the fuck they are doing with their lives. Are you proud of the fact you sat through an hour and a half of Battleship? Are you embarrassed? Did it boost your understanding of tactical naval strategy? What color best represents how you feel?
Here are the nominations for Worst Picture (the only category that matters — sorry Worst Supporting Actress):
• The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
• That's My Boy
• A Thousand Words
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
What's the worst movie you saw last year (why, in God's name, did you watch it)?