After flirting with Twitter last year, it seems that Madonna has decided to give herself over to Instagram. On Saturday, she posted an image of herself peering over a martini glass with the caption "Cheers motherfuckers! I'm on instagram." She looks severe and soul-hungry, like Mr. Burns in a blonde wig with bangs.
Since then she's posted two more shots: A sweaty one of her mouth-breathing as a result of a workout ("Addicted to sweat !!!!!") and one of her in an all-black disguise that includes sunglasses and a Fu Manchu ("Im thinking of shaving my moustache!!!!").
That's three for three in ridiculousness. This is a great look for someone who takes herself entirely too seriously in public, a throwback to when she told Kurt Loder it was "good" that she looked "grody" (like once) in Truth or Dare. She makes Beyoncé and Kanye look like cowards.